Better title: “That wasn’t the only thing it was trying to hold together”

ironically, poor elon wishes he still has one

Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together

Between the title and the image I just read the same sentence 3 times, and only because the penis held the whole thing together.

In the interest of the safety of everyone driving behind a cybertruck, I propose we spray paint giant penises on all cybertrucks.

Load-bearing dicks