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zedgeist@lemm.ee to me_irl@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

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  • Aniki@feddit.org
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    3 months ago

    I have good quality integrated pen. No mechanical spring, no button. Just like smartphone. Everything is glued together. Two pieces only: pen and cover only.

    (no you can’t replace the ink when it’s empty. throw the whole pen away and buy a new one. but is ok, as it costs 0.30€ in total each.)

    • beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      Isn’t that kinda plasticy?

      • AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works
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        3 months ago

        Let’s be honest, most plastic pens don’t actually ever run out of ink.

        • Aniki@feddit.org
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          3 months ago

          mine lasts for about 4 months, and i write a lot

          • AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works
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            3 months ago

            Good for you :)

            But the vast majority of plastic pens just dry up, get lost, broken, etc. Most people just aren’t using pens on such a frequent and regular basis any more

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    Spring: flies across the room never to be found again

    • gibmiser@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      The little white piece never goes back the way it’s supposed to

    • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      3 months ago

      Or, my experience from middle school:

      Mechanical Pencil: explodes into the back of the person sitting in front of you

      Teacher: detention.

      • Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works
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        Clearly you meant physical harm with your uncontrolled demolition

        • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          3 months ago

          I mean, i was turning it into a spitball cannon using a rubber band.

  • ch00f@lemmy.world
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    With some pens, you can jam the spring between the button and the silver thing on the bottom right and the white thing next to it. Then jam it into the top of the pen with the ink stick until it sticks.

    Then press the button on the top of the pen and the white thing shoots across the room.

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      deleted by creator

      • ch00f@lemmy.world
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        For us it was strips of paper rolled up super tight and bent across a rubber band. We called them wasps and a well-aimed wasp could give you a sizeable welt.

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  • hperrin@lemmy.ca
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    3 months ago

    Me: I can field strip a BIC in less than 30 seconds.

    Women: *swoon*

  • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    3 months ago

    D I S A S S E M B L E

    • papalonian@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      No disassemble number five :(

    • JATth@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      Now,

      R E A S S E M B L E

      it again.

  • deeferg@lemmy.world
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    What else was I going to do in class, listen to the teacher recite the previous grades lessons? Pfft.

  • Master@lemm.ee
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    3 months ago

    Now turn it into a gun!

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      deleted by creator

      • Master@lemm.ee
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        3 months ago

        Directions unclear…

  • teolan@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Someone got infected by the protomolecule

  • Classy@sh.itjust.works
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    3 months ago

    I’m secretly very glad when my son breaks one of his toys so I can take the whole thing apart. Children’s trucks with pull and release and worm gears are very complex!

  • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    3 months ago

    GUMP! Why did you disassemble your weapon pen so quickly?

    …you told me to, 1st Sergeant…?

  • Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Bruh what, this is how I spend middle school instead of paying attention

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    Sorry, I can’t relate. None of those pieces have teeth marks. Like why even take it apart if you’re not going to chew on it?

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      “I can chew on this piece, it goes inside and no one will see it, but if someone steals my pen, I can dramatically reveal the interior chewed piece and reclaim my property while everyone cheers for me and I’m finally accepted in the office as an equal.”

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        Hey, uhh… your lip is blue.

  • HexadecimalSky@lemmy.world
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    Everytime, and then the reason I have the pen out, to take notes or sign something actually comes up, I have to rush to put it together.

  • RadicalEagle@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Why? Because gaining a greater understanding of the world can often provide benefits.

  • ssillyssadass@lemmy.world
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    “This is my pen, there are many like it but this one is mine. My pen is my best friend, it is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.”

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