Couldn’t happen to a nicer Nazi bitch
Brutal, I love it.
How the fuck is she going out in public and not being shot in the face? Honest question.
Supposedly she has a lot of homeland security protection. But not good enough to stop her stuff from being stolen?
Probably gave her all the TSA rejects.
In a gravel pit
I cannot think of someone more replaceable than her.
Also pretty low on the recognizable list.
Drug using dog killer obviously can’t be trusted, she was clearly on the way to buy more drugs. Lost more state secrets than Donald’s toilet library
Ok but actually though, who the fuck has $3000 in CASH just for going out to eat???
People with under the table (off the books) laborers to pay.
Damn that’s a lot of cash. I like to carry some cash for emergencies, but shit, $3000??
It’s a lot compared to what she’s worth but not much next to her total wealth. Still better than nothing if her Kremlin file gets leaked and she has to flee the country.
That’s what these kind of people carry as walking around money.
That’s the kind of cash that would get civil forfeiture’d for regular people.
That’s when rich people just casually have 3000 bucks in their purse. Equivalent of you having 30 bucks in yours…
I would say that rich people don’t generally carry that much cash around, the only reason to do that is if cheating the financial/banking system is illegal, which it only is for poor people not rich people.
Hey, you ever bribe animal control to get you stray dogs - the kind with no families to ask nosy questions - for cheap? $2998.50 isn’t going to do it.
Why did the Homeland Security Secretary have $3,000 in cash in her purse?
To pay rent? Its not much…
Cost of daily botox treatments.
Cash payment for her latest crushing video.
If a black guy was pulled over with that much cash, the cops would civil forfeiture it because it is obviously proceeds from drug dealing.
I trust they are now investigating her ties to the drug trade?
Human trafficking is probably the more promising direction.
Don’t forget to include animal executions…
Silly goose, she’s buying drugs.
Have you seen her Meth campaign in South Dakota? https://youtu.be/7LVcI-DQdYA
Meth campaign in South Dakota
Is that where it was so bad they had Gators on it? Or was that Kentucky? (Suddenly I have no idea where your provinces are)
If gators are involved it’s likely Florida
Police were able to recover the bag that only contained $500
Everyone should be more worried she’s technically off her meds
Such great OpSec…
So the completely unqualified, dog-killing, trump-butt-kissing, hateful, ignorant, worthless, lying, and corrupt piece of filth - who happens to be the secretary of homeland security got her bag stolen?
I think this reaction sums it up best:
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Department of Handbag Security Chief Fails to Secure Handbag.
Do normal people routinely carry around $3,000 in cash? (Granted, that could just be the original Picasso that I swear was in the trunk of my Geo Metro when it was stolen).
That’s an awful lot of cash to have. What do you need that for? Better “arrest” that money and take it down to the station.
(Not condoning civil asset forfeiture but def making fun of it).
I have had a hundred dollar bill in my wallet for a week because it makes me feel fancy. Someone paid me back in cash and I have just kept it.
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I thought cash app was still legit for stuff like sex work? No?
I wouldn’t know tbh.
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Well, stay safe out there!
People who make bribes on a frequent basis might!
But the envelope it was in clearly had “NOT a bribe” written on the outside, so no smoking gun, I’m afraid.
Damn those criminal geniuses. Maybe next time!
Was this a targeted theft, or merely a crime of opportunity?
Oh no!
Anyways…
Can’t even manage her own security, smh.
