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Lady Butterfly @lazysoci.al to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 days ago

I like that idea

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I like that idea

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Lady Butterfly @lazysoci.al to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works
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    2 days ago

    Ganders are male geese though?

    • Bob@feddit.nl
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      2 days ago

      I think this funnyman thinks a gander is a group of geese.

  • curiousaur@reddthat.com
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    Treat them like snakes. Grab the neck as close to below the head as possible. In desperation you can subdue two at once. It will be savagely unpleasant. If your grip strength and stamina is enough, you can faint them in a minute or so.

    Ideally you grab one at a time with both hands. Even the average human is strong enough to snap the neck in seconds. Grab snap repeat. Just stay focused. Grab snap repeat.

  • MuAraeOracle@real.lemmy.fan
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    3 days ago

    Did you take a gander at my gender?

    No we are playing duck duck goose!

  • TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    Hit play on flight of the valkyries.
    Light cigar.
    Cackle ceaselessly.

    • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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      2 days ago

      *Honk ceaselessly

  • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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    Geese will fuck people up.

    • Lady Butterfly @lazysoci.alOP
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      Hell hath no fury like an angry goose

  • JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca
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    It’s full of Newfoundlanders…it always has been

  • Spacehooks@reddthat.com
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    Id imagine it looks like this

    https://youtube.com/shorts/i47fIgCZRJY?kVsG1vHtnrv_nvDK

  • werty@sh.itjust.works
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    Reminds me of this: https://www.them.us/story/youth-activists-live-crickets-disrupt-anti-trans-conference-london-j-k-rowling-lgb-alliance-trans-kids-deserve-better

    • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      o7

  • Lemmisaur@lemmy.zip
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    Heath bar pops up on everyone’s vision while the geese slowly emerge from the ground in their idle positions before running everywhere at near-light speed.

    • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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      Did the music just change?

  • all tomorrow's regrets@sh.itjust.works
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    3 days ago

    But gander is a gender.

    • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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      3 days ago

      As is chaos

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