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Stamets@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 24 hours ago

It aint that hard, fuck wits

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It aint that hard, fuck wits

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 24 hours ago
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  • AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net
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    42 minutes ago

    F. The more fundamental problem is that these are all cars, not bikes. Fuck cars.

  • Gammelfisch@lemmy.world
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    2 hours ago

    AmeriKan drivers and traffic circles equates to an inefficient cluster fuck. When departing the circle, use your damn turn signal so I can enter!!!

  • Siresly@lemm.ee
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    2 hours ago

    Those small green pissing pyramids are blocking the road.

  • ulterno@programming.dev
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    2 hours ago

    Replace the pink car with a bicycle an A is suddenly not being in the mood to yield anymore.

    • Aux@feddit.uk
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      All cars will yield to a bicycle in the UK, because less protected members of the road traffic always take priority.

      • ulterno@programming.dev
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        19 minutes ago

        Welp, I’m not in the UK.
        Over here, people go with - what is the most threatening to themselves - and it really feels weird that people who have presumably passed the driving exam are worse at roundabouts than me.

  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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    3 hours ago

    Useful, but incomplete.

  • ddh@lemmy.sdf.org
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    6 hours ago

    As the circle enlarges, the system approaches four T-intersections. What I want to know is: at what size circle to people lose their minds and become unable to comprehend how T-intersections work.

    Fair play to people confused about multi-lane roundabouts though.

  • crowbar@lemm.ee
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    6 hours ago

    Wheres the fighter jet?

  • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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    6 hours ago

    E. Pink car turned turn signal on before entering the circle, keeps turn signal on all the way around the circle, thus invalidating any method of informing other drivers of which exit they intend to use. Car E deserves rapid unplanned orthodontics.

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      Signals are helpful indicators, but I rarely commit until I see someone’s front wheel change direction.

      You’re probably already watching people’s wheels without realising. It’s the first real tell.

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    When I have a Car D behind me, it’s because they overestimate my car’s acceleration capabilities.

  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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    12 hours ago

    ITT: People road raging over imaginary traffic.

    • MBM@lemmings.world
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      5 hours ago

      Drivers seem to love complaining about drivers

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    13 hours ago

    Alternative scenario: C starts entering, A decides to FUCKING FLOOR IT, slams into C

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    14 hours ago

    I’m always D

    • IndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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      etermined to keep my head up high, but it gets hard when I’m deep in a

      • Sonor@lemmy.world
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        cult

  • carlossurf@lemmy.ca
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    15 hours ago

    My country is full of donkeys driving cars

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      Damn, how’d you train a donkey to drive?

      • wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works
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        13 hours ago

        Who said anything about training?

  • krolden@lemmy.ml
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    15 hours ago

    D car should be honking

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    16 hours ago

    I hate getting stuck behind the “I won’t move until there are no cars anywhere on the planet” drivers.

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