I assume this is sold as a gratesword. I kinda want one, even though the pun doesn’t even work in my language.

Or baby formula

In light of this predicament, I have come to the conclusion that I am henceforth unable to perform the act of canning.

Same. Internet was for usenet, e-mail and irc.

Oh fuck, I have 5 27-32” monitors, phone, 2 laptops and a wall TV. Based on this I’m half fired already.

This place is similar due to how niche is it. You won’t see your dumb neighbour or loud relative here. The discussion topics are mostly the same as anywhere else, it’s just that you won’t get the type of comments that makes you sigh and scroll faster.

Get scammed? I pay the yearly couple of euros mainly for access to the discussion groups. Sometimes I scroll and notice the dumbest shit and every single time it’s a post from a non-mensa group dirtying up my feed. There really is a noticable difference.

Dial-up BBS’es in my case. I ran a few too.

I love my job, but I feel you.