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Are you Odysseus or smth?
Another classic:


termux?
Yes.

Baby don’t hurt me
Don’t hurt me
No more
$ man woman No manual entry for womanLinux knows the importance of consent / If you’re not one already, Linux can’t help you understand / <Your own interpretation here>
$ sudo touch woman You are not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.You want me to do what now?

(Sudo, the cat.)
Ah, I see you’ve got the new hardware implementation of
netcat.
Huh, that’s not what I get:

🤣🤣🤣
MommyLinux
That’s only because you didn’t ask it as an admin.
SUDO whoami should return “God.”
🥲
24601!
oh no Linux don’t say it again
When testing for permissions, I still giggle over trying to execute “touch this” then being told “can’t touch this”
My name Is Nobody (Il mio nome è Nessuno)
Linus wouldn’t sugarcoat it either.













