Did I read this headline right? Wtf?
Hard to say, when it contains so much wrong.
You can argue that it doesn’t make it clear enough that it appears to have been an accident but that summarizes the story pretty well unless you’re trying to be a truther about a mayor of a place that barely crosses the border into ‘city’.
Texting a video, oh my, that must have been exhausting per se but with the touchscreen smartphone keyboard it seems even more epic, to write so many 0s and 1s… kudos also for the receiver that translated the binary into a reproducible format…
lunch-break masturbation
Oh of course! Sandwich, milkshake, masturbate. That’s lunch break, right?
Wait, isn’t this how everyone does WFH lunch?
I knew I was forgetting something… Need to find my blender.
…For the milkshake, right?
Gotta put a nice topping on that shake!
I’m not in favor of it/can’t speak from experience, but wouldn’t it work better on the sandwich?
Depends on how much you care about stealth.
Is this sarcasm? Its pretty normal.
What’s not normal is recording a video of it and sending that video to a coworker. That’s the part that’s not ok
I knew it was a guy just from the title alone, it’s always a guy who does these things
bucket list
☑ “accidentally” send Steffie in Legal jerkoff video
☑ quit job and watch soaps all day
☐ bungee jump naked, send Steffie video lolYou gotta wonder what the fuck was going through that idiot’s head. If you want to end your career, just resign. You don’t actually have to do something like this first.
Wonder if he thought there was something going on between them so he decided to escalate it to the “How can she resist a guy jerking off?” level.
You gotta wonder what the fuck was going through that idiot’s head
Probably lead particles and ivermectin
Male ‘mistakes’
Why is everyone doing sex stuff over zoom of all places
They aren’t…the Canadian was changing from joggers to his work clothes and left a camera on so I’m not even sure why that got collected into masturbating. Unless people here are so unfamiliar with the naked body they don’t know these are separate things.
Why bring facts into sexist generalizations?
This is my worst nightmare, this is why I have ordered a 3d printed camera cover for my webcam, easy to double check that it’s covered
Women do it to they just charge men money for it
Im a male, with a job, and had 0 accidents. Am I doing something wrong?
You’re juste using proper numeric hygiene by locking your phone when you masturbate during lunch breaks. Like everyone ought to.
Or don’t use your ‘O’-face for your face unlock.
I could see accidently leaving your camera on but this guy had to make a deliberate step to save it and send it.
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
I mean who hasn’t done this?
Whom amongst us can say they have not sent a lunchtime wank vid to the city attorney of North Dakota?
The wanker later told city investigators that his girlfriend’s name also begins with the letter ‘C,’ which is why the vulgar vid was mistakenly sent to a contact saved as ‘City Attorney,’ the outlet reported.
tell that to https://p.lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/lemmy.dbzer0.com/40822471 :
So, you can add a nickname to a Jason saying “co-founder,” or maybe “national security adviser,” and no one else is going to see it. Just you. When you’re trying to make a group chat, perhaps.
-# *bin link: https://kbin.melroy.org/m/technology@lemmy.world/t/817969/Signal-s-nickname-feature-can-protect-you-from-accidentally-adding-the
pulled himself out of office Wednesday
Some of the best parts-
“City Attorney Stefanie Stalheim told investigators she had spoken to Ross about a police officer’s suicide just minutes before she received a video of the mayor going to town on himself.”
"Ross tried to put the jack back in the box — explaining to Stalheim that he recorded the “sexy video for his girlfriend” on his lunch break and requested the attorney delete the smut and keep the entire incident between the two of them.
The wanker later told city investigators that his girlfriend’s name also begins with the letter ‘C,’ which is why the vulgar vid was mistakenly sent to a contact saved as ‘City Attorney,’ the outlet reported."
As to political party, the post is “apolitical,” so there is no party affiliation.
As to political party, the post is “apolitical” so there is no party affiliation.
False.
Lol the use of wanker here is 10/10
ffs, personal shit on personal devices, work shit on work devices. That way you don’t fat finger dick picks to colleagues.
This almost happened to me at work. I almost pasted some NSFW text to work slack because i was trying to copy a link but i didnt realize that for some reason the link didn’t copy. So when i pasted the text to slack, it pasted my last copied text which contained some NSFW content. I was so panicked but thankfully i did not send the message. At the same time idk if i would want to carry two phones with me At all times. I would also need to keep both phones charged. Urg. I wish there was a way to keep your clipboard separate between personal and work profiles.
Tha’ts why you Ctrl+C thrice and Ctrl+V once.
I cant ctrl c on my phone 😭
Long-press and copy twice. It’s the law.
I think you mean fax finger dick picks to colleagues, but how did you know?
adds to ‘Things to do on your last day to burn all bridges if you magically come into wealth’ wish list
Even better practice is to assume that all your phone data is public.
Oh no!
As to political party, the post is “apolitical,” so there is no party affiliation.
We already know there’s like a 90% chance it’s a Republican, even without knowing that this is rural North Dakota.
Confirmed
From back before he was mayor: ‘Alderman Tom Ross disagreed. “Obviously, since I’m the only one up on the dais without a face mask, I’m going to speak to the other side,” he said.’
I’m sure the post would’ve highlighted it if it were a democrat. Just fascist propaganda things…
The bar is so low and these guys still clothesline themselves somehow
It’s all fun and games until they figure out how to take us with them
Oh so a man can’t jerk it at work now? What if he was on a break? Accidents happen.
/S
Immediately reminded me of this skit from Key and Peele : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbGAaEnecfU
