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– TAKE ELON BACK RIGHT NOW, MOTHERFUCKERS
See, penguins were never meant to fly
And he was drunk!
The penguin is okay, that’s the only thing important here.
First thing I checked the article for.
And that’s why I came here before potentially seeing something that would make me sad in the article.
they were probably trying to steal the penguin… so they got what they deserve
in a box for pets, rather than proper cage conservationist use, definitely stealing it.
And Grounded Linux was born on this day
The penguin, which had been placed in the box and on the lap of a passenger, slid off and knocked the pilot’s controls just after take-off from **Bird Island **
take-off from **Bird Island **
“Ooh, look, a button!”
“Huh? Private, don’t!!!”
So was it Kowalski, Rico, Skipper, or Private?
The authority said that “the lack of secure containment for the penguin” was responsible for creating the “dangerous situation”.Hahaha
I’m going to be a pedant, and point out it was an unsecured box, with a penguin in it, which knocked the controls.
Yeah but unsecured box doesn’t generate clicks
Weird way to say the on-board computer is Linux based, but ok. Link to the CVE?
It was just shitty drivers.
Yeah but would the box have slipped without the penguin in it? We need more penguin box experiments I think.
Could this be a Schroedinger’s penguin situation?
it’s because franklin sherman wasn’t there to point out the plotholes
Is it bad that my immediate thought was “Is the penguin okay?”
THIS is why america tariffed them!
