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pastermil@sh.itjust.works to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

Holy Electrolyte

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Holy Electrolyte

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pastermil@sh.itjust.works to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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    1 month ago

    Avenged Sevenfold called it in 2016.

    • SolOrion@sh.itjust.works
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      1 month ago

      ngl I stopped listening to A7X shortly after Nightmare, seemed like after Hail To The King they dropped off the face of the earth for me. Might have to get back into them.

      • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world
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        They’ve put out some good shit since then. The Stage is one of all-time favorites. Definitely recommend watching the video that goes with it - shockingly effective visual aid for what looks goofy as fuck at first glance.

    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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      Man created god long before AI

      • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world
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        Well yeah, but this is God 2, electric bugaloo!

        • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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          I prefer Original God, but God Zero is a pretty good replacement in a pinch.

          • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world
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            1 month ago

            Original God

            …money?

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    Drink of the Riptide Rush, and be healed!

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    Demoted? I bet he’s real worked up about that.

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    It has what heathens crave.

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    Sippin on the haterade as usual.

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    Idiocracy 2, where the dumbest priest ever is sent into the future to save Catholicism.

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    its not?

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    wow they weren’t kidding about civ7

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    Better move him to a new Parish before they figure what type of AI pornography he’s into.

  • 20cello@lemmy.world
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    Pepsi or nothing

  • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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    Isn’t this like 2 yrs old?

    • massive_bereavement@fedia.io
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      Then better not let the priest get closer.

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    That image makes me think he’s going to get mad at me for pursuing a culture victory.

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      “Is this about that little spying incident?”

    • MyNameIsIgglePiggle@sh.itjust.works
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      I’m getting molesty vibes. I guarantee this will be the first AI who commits statutory rape

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    In US, brawndo is used instead of gatorade. That is the reason for math prowesness.

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    I mean, I’m not a theologist or anything, but based on other precedents, if someone was dying and wanted to be baptized at the last second, and no source of water could be arranged on time, the Gatorade baptism would probably be accepted by the Catholic church.

    Transubstantiation of Gatorade into Holy Water doesn’t even sound that outrageous when priests claim to transubstantiate wine to blood on a daily basis.

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      This seems to mean that priests can theoretically make any liquid holy, thereby making holy Gatorade.

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        I just checked and it seems that unfortunately not. At least catholic Priests are only allowed to bless “true water”, which is usually understood to mean that nothing was purposely added to it (with the exception of certain salts for rituals like exorcism).

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          So is tap water okay, or only where it isn’t fluoridated? What about sea water ? Heavy water ? Rain water ?

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            It needs to be demineralized and deionized to be able to accept god and become holy. God is quite picky

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      Bartender: “Sorry, dude, you’ve had quite a few drinks, I have to cut you off, only water for you from now on.”

      Jesus: "Dammit… "

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