Like, are you ever about in public, hear that ding and think “ah yes, homosexuality.”
If only fucking streaming apps would get rid of their fucking boot-up intro noises. Fuck all of them that do that.
Why… would we? This makes no sense.
I never used twitter, but I still know what the notification sound sounds like because of memes
I don’t. What kind of memes centre around Twitter notification sounds, anyway?
There’s silly meme video compilations, and they are about anything
Im not even straight and I don’t know the sound, why would anyone who has no reason to use the app know it?
Hearing it in video memes and having it explained what it is? Only thing I can think of where one might know without having first-hand experience. 🤷🏻♂️
Maybe that :3… if the grindr sound was ever a meme I missed it tho
I was thinking about this guy at Eurovision.
I just get a little paranoid that I’ll forget to put my phone on silent and the little old ladies at the thrift will sniff me out.

Dude. Fuck the old ladies! I mean, not sexually…but, fuck them if they want to judge you for being gay.
You’re going to buy some dvds, or some clothes, or whatever you came to the thrift store for. They’re going to droll on living their meaningless lives. And you’ll still be getting more cock than they will.
This coming from a straight guy who just wants everyone to be happy being themselves. Unless that true self is a hateful prick who judges others for existing. Fuck those people. You wanna marry a gothic nun vampire hunter? Go for it. I won’t understand it, but I don’t have to. It’s not my life you’re affecting. And same for these old ladies. They can either accept you, or fuck off.
Video memes. Another place I keep the sound at 0.
I know I’ve heard it in memes before but I’ve forgotten what it sounds like. Though I’d probably recognize it if I heard it again, maybe?
I have no idea what it sounds like but I figured it’s because everyone keeps their phones muted. I know I do.
No, why would I?
Who keeps notifications on? Anything? I put my phone on silent back in 2012 and I’ve never looked back.
Edit. Sorry, to clarify. I turn notification sounds off. Still get the actual pop up… Some not important ones get total silents but still pop a bubble so at some point I’ll look at it. For those things that need to be noticed i make sure they vibrate and pop up on my watch. Still not a sound to be heard.
This comes up every once in a while. Apparently there are a surprising number of people on Lemmy who are still commited to using audible notifications.
There are a surprising number of people who have notifications on for stuff that needs to mind its own business.
All my coworkers. Full volume.
Not notifications, but I have to leave my volume on in case there’s an emergency call from work or a friend
Me. I work freelance. I can’t afford to miss an email.
The trick is only to have important inbox notifications on and no notifications for any other apps. Then you don’t need to put your phone on silent.
I recently learned that the annoying two-tones “whistle” notification is/was Twitter, so that sort of counts right?
No, and I’m very glad I dont.
Not straight but asexual and i have no idea
My phones have been silent forever. I hate all notification sounds.
Put everything on silent and non-vibrate. Disable any sort of blinky or flashy light that seeks your attention. Abandon civilization brother. Be free.
for context, this is what it sounds like:
https://youtu.be/kURiwTXmGZgI thought it sounded like an impression of someone doing the notification sound in a song lol
I now know it due to this post. 100% will never remember it. Sounds like a very generic notification.
Not at all
No volume, vibrate, led, or push notifications. If you want my attention badly enough, call. And I will screen the call and text you back at my convenience. I will not be on a leash. Now excuse me while I doomscroll for 2 to 17 hours.







