I’m so sure that this will happen…
You will Nazi it coming.
Definitely not into my house, fucker.
Press F to doubt
F - You see it’s even less likely for me to buy a tesler, than it is for them to be self driving.
Don’t be so sure about that. I mean you could be tricked into buying one, blackmailed into buying one,… but for them to be actually self driving would require Elon Musk to be correct about something and that is obviously fundamentally against the laws of nature.
LoL, whoopsie doodles I accidentally bought a swasticar. I mean it’s not like I haven’t accidentally bought cars on at least 3 specific occasions in the past. Oh wait, it IS exactly like I’ve never accidentally bought a car in my life. Hmm, what are the statistics, tho? How many people have accidentally bought a car in the past? I suppose I could also win one in a raffle that someone entered me in, without my consent. A friend could just buy one for me. Anything can happen, it’s just that some things are far more likely.
Gotta save that stock price somehow. Activate investor bullshit machine.
Worked just a couple of months ago. Doubt it will this time.
The “next year” promise of the year…
Factory Floor is in China.
Everyone: Hey, I’ve seen this claim before! Elmo: What do you mean you’ve seen it? It’s brand new!
Sure Elon. Here, have another hit of ketamine.
Elon Musk: Your new Tesla will get into a serious accident and be totaled before it even gets to your house ‘this year’ (and you’re still liable for it)
Not my fucking house.
People still listening to the grifter and his endless promises?
Sure, Jan.
To your house, through the wall, and into the living room?
“it drove right through my kitchen wall. And I hadn’t even ordered one!”
Riiiiiiiight
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