Make diarrhea great again!
Make Amoebic-dysentery
GreatAgain?Edit: Grate
Our Salmonella will be the biggest salmonella ever! 🫲🍊🫱
And then they are trying to sell these to the EU 🙄
Trying to force the EU to buy these at gun point. The problem is the EU is calling their bluff.
As an EU citizen, I don’t really see it as “a problem” :D
Trump inadvertently tackling climate change by making animals unsafe to eat.
Lol, yes, also destroying industry and makes everything pricier to lower sales.
We’re gonna have to go vegan for food safety reasons
Boil everything and hope nothing survives since the fresh produce is screwed too
Wait until you hear what they plan about EColi in vegetables.
yesss, I guess we’ll have toooo
*laughs awkwardly in totally not already vegan*
If you don’t have a food thermometer, get one now. Salmonella can be easily killed by cooking at the proper temperature.
Or, hear me out, just eat more veggies. Much lower risk of disease spread (though yes, as I’m sure others well be eager to point out, they can carry pathogens, would you rather take your chances with a raw carrot or a raw chicken breast)
I already don’t eat meat, but it’s something important to know for people who do.
Most cases of food poisoning come from bacteria on vegetables. Probably because people do eat a lot of raw vegetables, but don’t eat much raw meat.
Make America sick again!!!
This guy has always been a literal plague on us.
Make Black Plague Again!
Ol sleepy joe did it, so the talking Cheeto must undo it. This ain’t about anything other than Biden bad.
The regressives from the GQP must really believe in the survival of the fittest. They really want you guys dead.
What makes this even more batshit insane is that they’re currently pressuring the UK and EU to lift their ban on US chicken; a ban which only exists because of the already poor food safety standards of the US meat industry.
Hope they invest on new sewer infrastructure to handle the literal shitstom.
No, that would be socialism. Let the sewage flow in the streets and we can get E. coli too, for no extra charge!
Are they followers of nurgle or something? Anti-vax now this.
Just wait until they start going after insurance for PREP, PEP and Doxy.
Are they followers of nurgle or something?
Hasn’t that been obvious since their handling of COVID?
This will bring grandfather such joy
Note to self: cook chicken even harder.
Obviously the great Orange wonder wants to gain export acceptance by raising the salmonella level and we just need to eat it lol
Welp, vegan it is then. L
Well the U.S. is getting in shape soon. Can’t be fat if you are exploding from both ends.
So please explain how this law makes the lives of Americans better?
And the two single owners of poultry companies don’t count
Why don’t they count? Are they just weak millionaires instead of billionaires? If they are billionaires and this helps them out a bit, I don’t think American poors will mind a little more disease.
Trump doesnt legislate to make the lives of americans better, never has, he legislates to make lives of his oligarch “donors” better.
Might lower the price by 0.001¢ (0.00001$)
