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“Pull my finger.”
chicken jockey!! (kaboom)
Stop. Get some help.
We’re all worse off because of “chicken jockey”… everyone… even mentioning it makes the world dumber…
It’s the soulless void in every person that snapped onto chicken jockey like a magnet or some “thing” with no reason to do different or better…/
Let me sit on this and watch what happens when it hatches
I don’t have to pay rent in two days.
“Don’t forget to tip your landlor-”
With my last breath, I curse zoidberg!
Nice one.
My only regret, is that I had Boneitis
BONZAI!
Would work best if we’re in an aircraft and there’s a tiny plant nearby, though.
“And when I get to Heaven,
To St Peter I will tell;
Quarter pounder cheese and a big mac please,
And a side of fries as well.”“This is just a movie”
“I leave all my stuff to… uhh…” BOOM
He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the castle of aaaughhh
“Crack an egg on it…caw-caw!”
Honestly I think this one is a winner.
Just have to pull this BOMB!
Hahahah!
It had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.
I wasn’t expecting to be sad in this thread but there it is. “I am the very model of a scientist Salarian…”
