The tardis is just one square to the left.
The queen is in love with the other king
That’s checkmate
No? If it was, he would’ve won
Because a tiny bit of the top right square is missing, making the game invalid.
That’s horse dong from a knight that went OOB.
I’m thinking it’s a really fat square hollow bishop
Don’t put your dong in that.
I’m gonna do it
Ah yes, the Horse Dong Gambit.
The black king is going to do an en passant.
Because it’s White’s move.
Is this cuckoldry?
It’s not gay if it’s in a three way.
because you didnt take the king yet
exactly! there definitly isn’t a queen/bishop in the top right corner 😃
BBC from a distant corner!
Oh no the white queen is getting blacked!
He brought a CUCK CHAIR it’s over folks!
I think that’s a spitroast
Google en kingsant
The black bishop is standing up on the ropes, about to do a sweet jump
This is actually the ceasefire position. They are deliberating on peace talks. The queen is mediating, and even though she may be impartial, she is generally well liked among both sides.
Because its whites turn












