Next up, the smash hit loved by hundreds of conservative middle school educated man children: “sucking dick isn’t gay if it’s Trump or Putin!”
Lust for the Machine
🤘🎸 Rage On The Behalf of The Machine 🎸🤘
F*CK you, you better do what I tell you!
Fuck me, better do what they tell me!
FUCK ME I’LL JUST DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
UwU
“Lights out, Rush Limbaugh radio”
It’s gold, Jerry, GOOOLD!
oh my fucking god
is a great song by Strapping Young Lad.
Lawsuit incoming.
Their first album could be Bullshit on Parade.
Repose For The Machine?
ICE is comin’ back around again.
They’re kicking out the People of the Sun
“Yeah I’m rolling down Rodeo with a shotgun / we ain’t seen a brown skinned man since our country club banned one”
The more likely lyrics those racists pieces of shit would sing is…
“Yeah I’m rolling down Rodeo with a shotgun / we ain’t seen a brown skinned man since our grandparents hung them”
I feel like they wouldn’t be respectful enough to say “brown skinned man”.
Since our grandfather’s hanged one. Ftfy
We’ll be called “Fellating the Machine”
FUCK YOU I WILL DO EXACTLY AD YOU TELL ME!
Yeah, I totally see this working for maga crowds
Alternately:
Fuck yeah I’ll believe anything fox tells me!
Machine Against the Rage, but Also For The Right Kind of Rage a.k.a I Hate My Life but it’s Other People’s Fault and I Have Lost the Ability to Critically Think for Myself or I Never Had It to Begin With a.k.a This Band Sucks
Honestly, it shouldn’t be that hard. Just use some of their ironic stuff, but sincerely. Bulls on Parade is pretty much an authoritarian capitalist anthem if you take it at face value.
Bulls on Parade (Hell Yeah Cover)
Weapons not food, not homes, not shoes (Hell yeah!)
Not need, just feed the war cannibal animal (Hell yeah!)
I walk the corner to the rubble that used to be a library (Hell yeah!)
Line up to the mind cemetery now (Hell yeah!)
What they don’t know keeps the contracts alive and movin’ (Hell yeah!)
We don’t gotta burn the books we just remove 'em (Hell yeah!)
While arms warehouses fill as quick as the cells (Hell yeah!)
Rally 'round the family, pockets full of shells (Hell yeah!)
