Haven’t seen another post for election updates yet, so creating this. Share your bets on how many times Anthony Green is going to have a screen malfunction.

It’s just pure brain worms on Sky News. I couldn’t watch for more than 5 minutes
Schadenfreude is delicious
But it is very rich, and can be sickening
The final horcrux has been destroyed.

Okay I’m gonna watch some Black Mirror soon. This potato is cooked.
Thanks everyone! Short and sweet.
Sky are just cutting down Dutton like he’s a zombie lol
One of the dumb, slow moving ones.
Well, it’s the biggest thumping we’ve seen in a long while and it’s on him.
“Lets just wait for the numbers to come in”
Yeah fuck off James. No one likes a sore loser.
“Let’s wait for the pre-poll” has to be on the bingo card next time.
Can replace “too close to call”
Going to have to scull my drink to catch-up.

On Sky, Andrew Bolt just said if Dutton loses, LNP has no candidate worthy of leader 🤣
I think, or more hope, Sky propagandists are as usual wrong.
I think there might be some strong Liberals that could come right into the foreground.
Now that the 2010’s crowd are finally getting shoved to the side, the Liberals might have enough clear air, or a clean enough slate, to reinvent and renew themselves to be more representative of the direction and attitudes of the country today.
Problem they’ve had since Abbott, has been this idea they’ve loosely held of a natural line of succession. That Turnbull had to have his turn, Dutton the same, Friedenberg was also expected to have a turn as Party leader along the same vein. Morrison was definitely the wild card in that though.
A Member i’ll be watching is Andrew Hastie, he seems a good operator, shit opinions on the world, but competence is important, especially in a time for rebuilding a Party, which the Libs obviously need to do.
Former Labor minister Graham Richardson, who hasn’t lost his talent for the one-liner, said the Liberals have got to ask themselves where do we go now?
“We’ve tried Dutton - what else have we got? Well not much because if Angus Taylor is the answer, it’s a stupid question.”
Hahaha, i’ve heard nothing but dunks on Taylor, its been pretty funny. There’ll be a collective national groan if they select him i think.
ABC right now: BREAKING: Peter Dutton has lost his seat in parliament
Unreal
Did she say chemical Ali?
I’m so relieved.
On Sky, Andrew Bolt just blamed Elon Musk for Peter Dutton not winning on Donald Trump’s platform.
I just can’t…
Omg, that’s fucking hilarious!

Feels pretty accurate
First screen malfunction 20 mins in. Drink!
It was the very first reveal of results!
I’d say it’s worthy of a double, but I reckon we need some restraint this early on.
Yeah honestly we couldn’t ask for a more classic start.
YouTube ABC News link for those not watching on TV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOTiJkg1voo







