Me doing my part to portray car dependency as deeply unpatriotic. Which it kinda unironically is.
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Don’t forget that woke transit requires gasoline from FOREIGNERS to run, while patriot transit is powered by your US-grown ass.
Excellent point, brother. Always choose AMERICAN MUSCLE over COMMIE OIL.
Bikes are the rides of libertarians.
No license
No registration
No taxes through gas
Just hard work and freedom!
Um…my city requires you to get a liscense for your bike.
What the fuck
Is there also a minimum age limit?
I’m unclear. I moved here when I was 40. So I assume I’m old enough.
Moved where? What city?
How exactly does this work? Where do you put the license plate? Do you have pictures?
Where helmet
fuck bike helmets, they’re a tool for car users to shout “WOKE ppl need this so us CARBRAIN SNOWFLAKES can be less cautious!”
Most bicycle “accidents” involve BEING DRIVEN OVER BY A CAR.
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