Well, that’s one way to devalue the dollar.

Goddamnit I’m so sick of him. Holy shit. Not in a “How can this get any worse,” kind of way. I know it can get much worse. It’s just the grease of his fingerprints on every aspect of my FUCKING BEING. I can’t take a breath without hearing something about him and I think it might legitimately be driving me mad.

Edit: Peel the orange.

At a time when the use of cash is becoming less and less common thanks to the tons of various money transfer apps.

What a fucking idiot.

I’ll be defacing every one of these bills that passes my hands.