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A guy came into the ER with a teacup up his ass.
The doctor asked how it happened.
The doctor said, in the writing where I was reading about this whole event: “What followed was a long and startling story that I immediately regretted asking for.”
See, this is why it’s important to buy teacups with flared bases.
Great. Now I feel guilty about my Father’s Day gift.
