that’s a very good list.
Very very
don’t say “very accurate”; say “exact”
First line of this infographic is already deeply misleading. It’s the equivalent of:
don’t say “very good”; say “perfect”
It’s overly superlative compared to what it’s trying to replace. “Exact” is inherently “very accurate”, but “very accurate” is not inherently “exact”.
“Amiable” is not “very friendly” - complete nonsense.
But ChatGPT helped me write this graphic in only 30 minutes, and it’s exact.
Yeah, I retract my comment. The SVG cat with the Peter Griffin ballsack chin told me it’s fine.
0.01 mm off is very accurate.
0.0 mm off is exact.
Very true.
No
Very pretentious
Instead of very pretentious, try using chi-chi.
Very nice!
I thought it was very good and very helpful.
Instead of “it hurt very much” you can say “it hurt a fuckton.”
Blurry. But yes… Comprehensive.
But I want to use a modifier for the added emphasis
Alternatively, instead of using the “very” prefix, you can use the “as fuck” suffix. Check it out: Noisy as fuck. Tasty as fuck. Important as fuck. If you really want to underline your point though, combine them. For example, when you want to express the gravity of the situation or something, say “This situation is very grave as fuck!”. See what I mean? Now that’s what I call very eloquent as fuck prose, shit that’ll suck the air out of the room for sure.
I’m very sick. - I am bedridden.
I’m sick as fuck. - I am amazing.
These kinds of prescriptive gimmicks are very exasperating, imo.
Or just use “very” so everyone understands.
That looks like a list of words to use instead of ‘very <something>’, not instead of ‘very’. I think people are going to be confused by statements like ‘the bill is exact accurate’.
YSK that TIL ≠ YSK.
Do you see this brief girl with the ashen face and the constricting pants that only covered tiny of her butt? That top had a profound cutout and looked slackon her. I’m apologetic you didn’t see her. She looked like she carried leaden handbag though.
My patience is wearing skeletal
Funny enough, a large chunk of replacement words come from Latin
