• titter@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    In this heeadline: Neuralink’s Competitor Recieves Prototype

    in this thread: Gabe Crazy

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    HL3 is going to be launched with Valve’s brain chip.

    They don’t even have to make the game. The chip will convince you that you have already played the game and it’s the best game ever.

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      how about both of them fuck off and stop shoving their proprietary tech in our heads, just a thought

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          i don’t know, but for any possible positive use for it, the only legal way must be open source, or else we’re in deus ex territory.

          i know fuckwits like elon cannot see past aesthetics so they think it’s cool but brain chips are as close to the Torment Nexus as we can possibly get.

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            The reality of funding is probably going to mean that open source is off the table.

            I’m with you, Elon Musk is a life lesson into why key services such as internet or brain computer interfaces should not be in the hands on the few. Path seems set unfortunately as too much money is on the table.

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            I’m not sure that that’s the optimal route to the brain. I’m not a brain doctor though, for all I know suppository-style brain chips are the way to go.

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    "As part of your onboarding process, we’re just going to implant your Company ID. That way, for your safety, we’ll always know where you are. If you hear a buzzing sound, that means return to the office immediately. Reduced work speed will produce a mild reminder shock.

    “Welcome to the Corporation.”

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      Maybe they could use the implanted chip to wall off your non-work side when you enter your office so you’re not distracted and fully focused on your job.

      Then when you leave your work side gets blocked off so you can leave work at work. Automatic work/life balance.

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      He’ll make a few versions:

      • Brain Chip
      • Brain Chip Army
      • Brain Chip Police
      • Brain Chip 2
      • Brain Chip 2 Coastal Vacation
      • Brain Chip 2.1
      • Brain Chip 2.2
      • Brain Chip 2 VR

      Will never make it to 3 though.

  • tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Not advocating for our against but 2 thoughts here:

    1: Gabe isn’t Musk. Yes money etc but don’t immediately jump there without other malfeasance please. Caution absolutely but don’t ascribe one rich assholes shit to another.

    2: He probably has hard data on accessibility… Possibly more than nearly anyone else. There’s a HUGE portion of the population that can’t use “traditional” controllers or other input devices. And that’s not even going into the medical realm.

    Could game Gabe be starting his villain phase? Sure! But until more negative details come out I’m just hoping this is investments he’d use toward a new steam controller.

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        There was a time the same was true for Elon Musk, before he suddenly decided to jump the queue. I really hope Gabe isn’t going down that path.

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          Gabe spends a lot of time at sea since the pandemic, and kinda comes off like he has some soft libertarian vibes about self sufficiency and governance.

          For me? He’s human and rich. It’s reason enough to be suspicious.

          Would I get it? I won’t be first, that’s all I know.

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      let’s not circlejerk and have a soft spot for a billionaire just because you like video games. why give gaben the benefit of the doubt just because you think steam is a good product? if they’re a billionaire doing this, we can assume this is a money making venture.

      if you’re a billionaire, you’re already way into your villain phase. he’s not musk, but he’s one of them. you don’t make a billion dollars. you take a billion dollars.

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        Billionaires either inherit their money or get it by being an asshole. Being nice doesn’t make people billionaires.

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          There are a few exceptions. JK Rowlings became a billionaire simply by writing some really popular books, and even stopped being a billionaire by giving much of her wealth away. As far as I can tell, she didn’t become an asshole until later.

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            nah. you need to be pretty fucking terrible to build a business where your share of it is worth a billion dollars. you do so by cheating your customers, employees, and competition. valve is no exception.

            there are plenty of companies out there that pay their employees decently, make good products, and compete fairly. those companies usually aren’t worth that much and their leaders aren’t making a billion dollars from it. you’re right that the tax policies are shit, but it’s not like you ever accidentally become a billionaire. you do so by cheating the tax system too and screwing the general public.

            and nobody said anything about killing people.

      • tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        So, you are reading things I didn’t write. I’m not defending him about steam games etc… The only good will here about any of it is the work toward better Linux life.

        I agree billionaires shouldn’t exist.

        I don’t like steam.

        I don’t really do much gaming… And it’s worth stuff from GOG.

        Chill out. I’m not the fanboi you are looking for.

        I’m only saying perhaps he sees $$$ in a venture that is rife with much worse people doing far worse to vulnerable people.

        On the off chance better access comes about from rich assholes eating each other, I’m game to at least watch.

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          I’m willing to say more positive things about him. His dedication to Linux is great of course, but I’ve also heard that people working for him get a lot of freedom to choose what to work on. And no crunch. In the games industry, that’s pretty good.

          So yeah, he seems to me to be one of the better among the tech billionaires. But in the end, he’s still a billionaire, and he’s god that ridiculous fleet of super yachts.

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          First step to getting away with shithead behavior is convincing a group, any group (but preferrably one marginalized), that you’re representing them.

          Idk, there are tons of good things that have happened from rich people doing stuff. Hell, that’s the reason medicine progressed — if nobles weren’t terrified of dying, who knows how long it would have taken to figure out that bloodletting with leeches doesn’t work?

          I don’t think I need to point out all the bad things that have happened because of the rich.

          • tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Not saying represent by any stretch.

            If I need X thing to survive, I’d rather get it from a pure and innocent source… If that’s not possible, I’d rather it from the dude with too many boats who charges too much money than the one actively gloating about destroying lives literally and on a much higher scale.

            Yes I know lesser evil etc… This isn’t a philosophy course and I don’t need what they’re selling. But many do potentially and I’d rather minimize damage than just let the absolute worst be the default.

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              I respect that, I just try to provide context. It’s often misinterpreted, and I do succumb to emotional responses — but my goal is to make sure those that are justified approach their goals with a clear mind.

              I’m not advocating for the rich. I just want people to make the right decisions when it inevitably comes to the point where we need to decide what to do with the rich. I don’t think we should treat GabeN with any more respect than we owe the poorest person, is all.

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          I’m not. your post is literally saying we should be nicer to him because he’s not Elon. you’re saying we should be easy on him because he might be doing some good. I’m saying we shouldn’t.

          • tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            No. “Don’t immediately assume he’s doing the same exact evil” is not the same as “be nicer”.

            At the least, it’s “assume other bad motives perhaps”.

            My thought is this is just another way to milk money from others. That simple. Not “let’s bribe govts”.

            If it’s assumed he’s doing the exact same as Musk, then we either prepare to undo the damage incorrectly, or waste time looking at the wrong stooge.

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              you’re quoting yourself but you never said that. you said maybe Gabe could be entering his villain phase, as if he’s not there yet. thus implying you meant he’s not a villain, so we shouldn’t assume the worse. I get what you say now, but you did not say what you meant in your original comment.

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      You don’t get to be a billionaire without some malfeasance.

      And even if you don’t assume actively malicious intent like you should with Musk, there’s a lot of potential danger with technology like this, and if you don’t stand a lot to gain, and have reasonable controls against things going wrong, it’s probably not a good idea to be an early adopter. It’s just like a pacemaker, there are a narrow segment of people who should want to test a new model/concept for them.

      • tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Absolutely agree at every part.

        My desire would be strong regulation via a real agency (not current US), or alternatively ONLY work via non-intrusive means on the scalp.

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    Valve bros dont need to worry about what happens in life after gaben, because I think gaben is going to ascend to cyberspace before the end.