gets $10000000

Fuck

  • BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works
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    2 years ago

    How many times can I press the button?

    I mean, I’m a cis man, but I’d press that button like I didn’t understand the word “inflation”, and if I turn into a chick then smack my ass and call me Judith, because this bitch just got herself a hot pink Barbie styled 6x6 Brabus G-wagon

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    2 years ago
    1. Is there a limit of how many times can I push the button?
    2. Once I turn into a woman can I still push the button?
    3. Do you carry your physical measures? I have large feet and is difficult to find men shoes of my size, women shoes of my size would be almost impossible.
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    2 years ago

    All the cis dudes in here thinking it wouldn’t be so bad to be a woman: you don’t know what dysphoria is like.

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      If I was a woman I wouldn’t have dysphoria, no? Unless it altered my body without doing anything to me.

      (I guess if it was a sadistic genie it could also alter the brain but not the body, handing out dysphoria without physical change.)

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      I just presumed that turning me into a woman would entail no gender dysphoria, as opposed to like “change your body into a woman’s body” which would leave the rest of my psyche unchanged, and then probably I’d get dysphoria.

      But hey, interpreting vague language is half the fun of stuff like this.

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        2 years ago

        I mean as I understand it if you turn into a woman, you don’t get the $10M, so it’s a pretty big gamble unless you actually want to be a woman.

        It says 99% chance of 10 mill, 1% chance of turning into a woman

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      2 years ago

      Only a 63% chance if you do it 100 times, do it a few thousand to be safe (and richer).

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            2 years ago

            That’s under the (reasonable) assumption that every press is indeed a new roll of the die, of course. It can also be that someone rolled the die when they were making the button, so it always does the same thing and there’s a 99% chance that thing is giving you money.

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    What sane person would turn that down, even if they’re cis? I’m pressing that thing until I’m the richest woman on the planet; it’s better than being a moderately poor guy.

    • Sc00ter@lemm.ee
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      2 years ago

      Cis male here. Im absolutely smashing that button. No current desire to be a woman, but i also dont see it as a drawback. I see no inherent “risk” to in the risk/benefit analysis

      • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca
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        2 years ago

        Same situation, but I’d have to discuss with my SO before I smash it, and I’d likely only press it once.

        Bluntly, if you invest it correctly, even at a 1% return, you can make $100k in yearly interest on $10M. That’s more than my salary.

        However, having that stable and passive income is less important to me than my partner. If she didn’t want to take the risk of me becoming a woman, or if she would leave if it happened, I likely wouldn’t risk it. To put it simply, her, and her happiness, is more important to me than money. Money I can make, I can’t exactly find anyone that will even come close to living up to what she means to me. People like her are not exactly super common.

    • affiliate@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      37% chance to make a billion dollars.

      63% chance to make less than a billion dollars and turn into a woman.