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Mmm yes, burnt rocks, with notes of peat moss, concrete dust, and ground stones.
Scentless - how considerate of others.
seriously? cedar, lavendar, and leather. throw those 3 together and you’ve got a great scent men will enjoy.
What sort of manly man can’t go buy his own body wash? It’s not exactly a surprise when it’s running low
Your boyfriend can buy his own damn butthole soap
He’s not my boyfriend.
You should remind him the next time he asks you to buy body wash
Double homocide.
Maybe remind him of that when he’s rude like this. He’s bitching at you for not doing him a favour - taking it for granted. And then insulting you for your choice in shower gel.
He cones across as a bit of an asshat.
Fragile masculinity
My friend from Korea once said “I think most American men’s entire personality is built around trying to prove to everyone they’re not gay”. Pretty much sums it up.
Real men shower with crude oil💪
Real men don’t shower 💪💪
Real men bathe only in the perspiration of their gym bros 💪💪💪
WHAT BRO WHO U CALLING FRAGILE 😡
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He is, in fact, a bitch.
“If you’re too insecure to wash your nasty-ass stank smell off because of a nice smell, you ARE a bitch, and a whiny one at that. When you grow up to be a REAL man, my body wash will still be there, not giving a shit about what dangles between your legs or what you think is or isn’t manly.”
Who said that?
A hypothetical response when someone complains that they can’t use a certain soap over a mildly flowery scent.
A filthy bitch
I’d already be considering the usage of hands after the second text if this happened to me, lol. But I assume it’s fake, at least I want to believe so.
Is it actually Bulgarian though?
It’s probably just a marketing gimmick… but it smells nice.
What could be more manly than Bulgarian body wash ?
A Bulgarian body scrub called Sandblast
Do other people normally ask acquaintances to buy them body wash? This is a situation that has literally never occurred to me.
If one of us is going out, we ask the other to grab whatever we need, since we share the place.
Which is nice when the item in question is like “onions” or “apples”. Things that don’t have a ton of variety or choice.
There are so many soaps and he seems like a little bitch, the kind that will want to smell each one to make sure it’s manly.
I’m not trying to be a dick about it but I love that you used apples and onions as an example of things with minimal variety when one of those is the most varied product class in the produce department. For onions there are red, green, white, yellow, and shallots. Most of those are different enough that you’d see and taste a swap out immediately. Then, with apples, there are so many varieties at this point, even without including the more niche varieties, a well supplied produce department can have an entire section just for types of apples. They could probably be knocked down into half a dozen categories but many people will be able to differenciate them enough to complain. Most other things are relatively unvaried, maybe a binary split, some a literal monoculture, but those two…
I don’t really care about all the options I’d say get me Body Wash bro and id be happy with almost all scents. Maybe mint isn’t great as it feels cold, but I’d still be appreciative and it’s on me to say any but mint.
Maybe he just does not want to TOUCH the unmanly bodywash. Try offering him that you will be applying it. And you save water too.
Nothing is good. In my culture people don’t use a lot of parfumes. Mostly anti-perspirats.
It’s always a pain to meet foreign representatives that use aftershave and parfumes like it was a mosquito repellant and leave behind a trail that is still detectable 15 min after they’re gone.
Bruh I’d steal my sister’s shampoo. I never gave a quarter of a fuck. It was cool though because women would tell me I smell nice.
Being told I smell nice is why I’ve used women’s soap and deodorant since I was small. I would rather smell vaguely like a field of wildflowers, a warm summer breeze, and fresh-washed linens than
whatever the fuck Axe is meant to bea gun in a pine forest (edit courtesy of /u/Stern)Right? Dude just spurned one of the easiest ways to get a comment from a girl, smelling like something girls would likely choose as a candle scent or other aromatic. Dude would probably rather smell like aged free-range bull piss “for the pheromones” or some shit.
Yeah the thing about the scents women pick is they pick scents that they like to smell
Whether those scents get them horny is a different question
Any time I buy body wash, I pick a few that I like, then run those by my wife to see which one she likes the most. That’s the one I get.
You’re telling me my Extreme Sport Muscle Mustang Power Jizm scent isn’t preferred by women!?
I’m sorry you have to deal with a bum who would rather smell like one than Bulgarian roses.
Don’t know if he’s inherently an insecure fragile sexist bitch, or if it’s a development helped by him uncritically swallowing whatever dumb condescending gendered marketing. Maybe both.
homey needs to smell like a gun in a pine forest or they’ll be bussed to ram ranch
homey needs to smell like a gun in a pine forest
Stealing this for whenever I need to describe Axe in the future.
Surprised he doesn’t think it would be manly to just not bathe at all.
