Alt Text: Panel 1: Three disciples and Jesus stand outside a closed tavern at night. One disciple says, “Oh man, the tavern’s closed.” Panel 2: The other disciple sighs and says, “Aww, too bad. I was really in the mood for a drink.” Jesus looks thoughtful. Panel 3: The disciples watch Jesus expectantly. Panel 4: Jesus puts on a blood-drawing cuff and prepares to prick his arm with a needle, saying, “Sigh… Fine.”
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bledsuffereddiedthrew a heckin party for hisfriendsdisciples for our sins!I mean, he could’ve just turned water into wine, just sayin’… And doesn’t wine transubstantiate into His blood, and not vice versa? There’s also a chance that I might be taking all this way too seriously.
Honestly it all depends on how you view his superpowers.
The only time he ever turns water into wine was when he annoying mother kept bothering him about a lack of wine and the servants were the ones who filled the stone water jars…
Maybe the power doesnt work without the nagging of a woman or the work of slaves??
The Bible is remarkably lax in its descriptions of his powers… They couldve learned a thing or two from Marvel.
