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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

Anon gets a blood transfusion

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Anon gets a blood transfusion

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago
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  • Damage@feddit.it
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    2 years ago

    How does one run low on blood?

    • Sabata@ani.social
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      2 years ago

      Slips, spills, and forgetting where you left it over night to discover taste funny the next day.

    • EtherWhack@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      Anemia

  • Atropos@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    This is why I donate blood

    • babybus@sh.itjust.works
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      2 years ago

      This is why I donate sperm.

  • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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    consensual

    Is it weird that im creeped out by this clarification

    • RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Maybe because the consensual one isn’t usually mind-blowing?

      • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Sad to hear that consensual sex could be non mindblowing :(

  • MirthfulAlembic@lemmy.world
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    A classic dick of Theseus dilemma.

  • olduffer @lemmy.world
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    I’m O- Neo. My blood is given to babies, so no such ‘luck’.

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      Eww, why are you inside a baby?

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