Two arms?
And three hands
Pretty armor.
a rat tail
'sup
Trivago?
Hotel
Dark Crystal vibes
They’re the same picture.
Sure, Viking love looks appealing, until your husband starts bringing home sex slaves and teaching your children how to raid England.
since I’d be the husband in this scenario, I don’t see what’s wrong with it
Also, I think I would be an equal-opportunity viking raider. My wife would get some English sex slaves of her own for our anniversary.
It wasn’t even unusual with female vikings.
if you’re doing this you’re just cucking yourself
It’s an open relationship, fundie.
- And?
- If you’re not torturing English villagers together with your wife during the winter, is it even a viking marriage?
I’ve never said anything against torturing english villagers
you know what they say; the couple who pillages together, stays together.
god i love sex
Take her raiding! Make her your viqueen.
MFW people keep trying to romanticize the Viking lifestyle
Our culture is not a costume.
I need more of this show
The being taught to raid England part seems lit.
Ah, I see, Anon wishes he gets cuddles and intamacy in a heteroromantic way.
No no. It’s the perfectly round unblemished skin and hair that’s so full-bodied it practically defies gravity.
