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minus-squareSpikesOtherDog@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 years agoNot if we can get some proper sidewalk spikes.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worlddeleted by creatorlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 years agoHi Jeremy, we’re aware your feet are bleeding while trying to catch a train, but homeless people were sleeping on the ground.
minus-squareSpikesOtherDog@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 years agoJeremy’s at fault for not wearing proper shoes, of course. Realistically, it would be little rebar studs sticking a few millimeters out of the concrete. Refer to them as traction devices and suddenly you are a hero.
minus-squareCorkyskog@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 years agoAnd if you’re Adidas you call it a comfortable massage…
Not if we can get some proper sidewalk spikes.
Hi Jeremy, we’re aware your feet are bleeding while trying to catch a train, but homeless people were sleeping on the ground.
Jeremy’s at fault for not wearing proper shoes, of course.
Realistically, it would be little rebar studs sticking a few millimeters out of the concrete. Refer to them as traction devices and suddenly you are a hero.
And if you’re Adidas you call it a comfortable massage…