This is just sad
“Maybe Christmas” doesn’t come from a store, but “Merry Christmas” does, take that Dr. Suess!
“No matter” he bellowed, with a furious roar
Just shut-up and buy this, you consumerist whore
I thought this Lemmy was supposed to be anti capitalist intellectuals such as myself? At least reading the politics subreddits that’s what I can only assume is true. Now yo’ure telling me to buy something that won’t finess my jawline to become the top 20% of men that women like to chase after per-se? Overall I guess I’ll just have to go back to looksmaxxing so I can get finally back my girlfriend who pulled a piper Perri on me when coming home from work one day. Moral of the story date men instead of women
4chan is leaking.
I think its supposed to be a joke? I don’t know. Its confusing lol
Guys this is clearly satire
Well to be fair, those are pillows and not Christmas
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