The yearly salary of the worlds highest paid person, bi-monthly.
A safe place to sleep.
ABA for my son with Autism as Ford is to busy lining his and his cronies pockets.
3 yrs waiting for the funding we have been authorized for. Never had therapy in his life because of it.
I do hope for you that the funding you are waiting for will come shortly, so that your son can get all he needs 🤞
Thank you for your kind words.
Lottery tickets
Brilliant idea, I must admit 😀
I honestly rapidly went through a bunch in my head, my first one was real estate, but then I was like… “no, I’d need to get tenants in that fast cause that gets taxed separately, not just income tax”, so then my backups were either gift cards, or lottery tickets :3
I ultimately went with the lottery cause it’s less limited than gift cards, and even if they don’t pay out all the time they have enough small payouts to get you hooked™ so at no cost even what would be putting me in the negatives irl would be profits in the hypothetical :3
And maybe if I make enough I can just hire people to check the tickets for me in the long(er) run hah
One never knows. It is still a good tactic you may get some cash here and there 😀
My salary.
Yeah. I was going to go with my time myself.
Times two
My mortgage.
Pain is shared
Alternative answer:
If I can get my money for nothing then I would like my checks for free.
It uses a pretty nasty slur, true, but in the context of some ignorant jerk who thinks he’s better than everyone. I don’t believe Knopfler is a homophobe.
🤔 You mean like… Just getting money for free?
No, like a music video:
Life
In general? Or more like anything which is needed to live?
I feel like “in general” would be the same as “everything needed to live” but I suppose if you wanted to then there could be an argument made otherwise.
Anyway to actually answer the question I meant I would like to not pay for anything to continue living.
Weed
The heads of my enemies.
Food
Chips (fries for you Americans) or french fries (what we Brits call thin cut chips)
Fuckin’ beer, dude. You kiddin’ me?
Unlimited power
Calm down, papatine.
Air.
That’s literally what it would be.
Gold
how much gold do you go through?
