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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

Anon has their dream job

sh.itjust.works

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Anon has their dream job

sh.itjust.works

🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago
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  • stebo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2 years ago

    deleted by creator

  • Farid@startrek.website
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    Are smoke grenades multi-use?

    • rocketpoweredredneck@sh.itjust.worksdeleted by creator
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      not unless you make them yourself, but i wouldn’t recommend trying to make multi-use smoke grenades

      • Farid@startrek.website
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        Noted. I will not.

    • 1SimpleTailor@startrek.website
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      No. Anon died doing what he loved.

  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    Babe, my fuse is perfectly measured, it’s normal I can’t contain myself for longer.

  • Akasazh@feddit.nl
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    2 years ago

    I like smoking too.

    I don’t anymore, but I still like it.

    I’m become the inverse Mitch Hedberg.

  • festnt@sh.itjust.works
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    i like how the image is a smoke grenade and the first line says smoke grenade, but the actual story describes a flashbang

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      I’m pretty sure flashbangs are less about the flash, and more about the bang.

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    Except in real life, smoke grenades are actually pretty slow so it’d be more like a pffffff

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      You also dont throw them at your enemies. Replacing “smoke” with “flash” works wqy better

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