Pinning this post for two days or until whenever I remember to unpin it because I got a report reading “Rule 1—this is not remotely LAMF”.
- It’s textbook leopards. This man moved to Russia because he liked the way they eat LGBTQ+ people’s faces and was blindsighted when his face got eaten.
- The only thing that isn’t funny about this is that innocent Ukrainians have to fight him now.
- Russia is a backwards, imperialist, genocidal septic tank of a country.
- Die mad.
Blindsided
Agh, I looked at it and thought it looked wrong but got too arrogant to look it up. Appreciated.
die mad
Fuck I love this site so much more than the “you’ve been permanently banned for inciting violence, and we deleted your comment so you can’t know what you said, and furthermore we will not be reviewing any appeal cause we dgaf about users.” site
All that we are deleting the comment thing really annoys me. They even link your post in the “you have been banned” notice. And it leads to exactly nothing because at the same moment they delete your post. What’s the point of linking said post if it’s not available any longer. Im advocating violence fairly often, how the hell am I supposed to remember what I got banned for?
AI moderating is completely stupid
As a potential role model, not only do I condone it, I advocate it.
lol
Ahh Reddit. I do not miss that garbage fire.
lemmy.world?
Fair, I should’ve said community.
The only thing that isn’t funny about this is that innocent Ukrainians have to fight him now.
It’s still kind of grimly funny if you think about those Ukranians’ opponent being some dumbass who didn’t even get taught how to soldier in a language he understood before he was scraped from the bottom of the barrel and turned into their cannon fodder.
So he was stupid enough to move to Russia, and she was stupid enough to take her kids and go with him.
As it turns out, being wilfully stupid can be fatal.
He is cannon fodder, and his children will be too in a few years. So sad.
I do feel bad for the kids. It’s not their fault that their parents are fucking idiots.
Darwin Award candidate.
He already reproduced. At this point natural selection only cares about the fate of his children
His actions could still impact the offspring’s survival, Thus it would be evolutionary beneficial to not fuck up your offspring’s future by moving to Russia.
You can get a DA if your actions lead to your children not reproducing, but generally DAs are not awarded if you kill someone else.
So if his kids die in a Russian trench before reproducing, he would be eligible for a DA. A this time I’d give him a Honorable Mention at most.
Well, looks like the children’s fate will also be Russian cannon fodder at this rate…
What’s the term for when your stupidity destroys your kod’s chances of reproduction? A Darwin award once removed?
I just call them Conservative
Is it wrong that I hope he gets his ass killed by an American who traveled to Ukraine to join them?
Yes. Wishing people to die is wrong unless they’re in power. You are an awful person and you should be ashamed of yourself
Nah. There’s plenty of shit people on this planet, and I have no shame in wishing that most of them weren’t.
You are an awful person and you should be ashamed of yourself
Let’s see if that works. You’re an idiot and you should feel stupid for being an idiot.
Did it work? Do you feel stupid for being an idiot? No?!
Didn’t think so, but you’re still an idiot.
Well, no, I feel stupid for starting all this and yes, I’m still an idiot for reasons you don’t know about me
I feel stupid for being an idiot, though it doesn’t have anything to do with your comment.
He had the power to sit his ass at home and not join the Russian military. But his homophobia drove him across the world and into Putins meat grinder. Sucks for him and his family, but he had every opportunity to not make that decision.
Is downvote you if I could, but my instance can’t.
I’ve downvoted myself for you
Nope! Some people deserve death. This guy is one of them.
Hah, that was a trick question designed to expose more pansies to block.
Go on, warmonger. Leopards surely won’t bite your face
Go on, warmonger. Leopards surely won’t bite your face
Probably not, as they’re not stupid enough to move to Russia.
No, as they would be your very peers who wish death on some reason. They’ll find a reason for you. Do you even know how LAMF works?
At the beginning of this thread you told the original commenter to be ashamed for wishing an ironic death to someone who joined the Russian armed forces. Now you think Russians would be their peers? I’m honestly curious what your personal viewpoint is at this point
I may have messed this up.
The story goes like this (exaggerating, biased, etc…):
They: haha, hope they’ll die
Me: (moralizing) do not wish death on the internet
They: you’re so soft, I ban you
Me: (arrogantly) do it, but your peers (supporters in this thread) will find a reason for hoping that you die
No, as they would be your very peers who wish death on some reason.
Since I’m not in a fascist distoortion field, I don’t envision myself falling in love with the idea of moving to Russia. So there’s a zero percent chance of my very peers being a bunch of Russians.
For funzies, come up with a plausible scenario that would actually worry me.
They’ll find a reason for you.
See above. Paint a picture that would actually make me give a fuck about your point.
Do you even know how LAMF works?
Yes. A bit earlier, I was taking the piss out of some dumb-ass from Texas and his stupid wife, who are in the middle of a LAMF situation as we speak.
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I like the theme of idiotry. Let’s unpack.
This guy’s an idiot. For whatever reason, let’s not focus on the MAGA stuff here. I’m an idiot because I try to moralize somewhere in Lemmy. You’re an idiot, because you support another idiot who’s hoping someone they don’t know die, while arguing with the me-idiot about guy-idiot.
What do we have, if we assume that we’re all idiots? Since you’re less of an idiot among us all, you’ll draw the picture
Dude, you have way too much time on your hands. Go touch grass and stop arguing with people on the internet. I promise you’ll be happier.
Don’t bother with these jerks, you’re just being picked on.
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If he actually goes to the frontline to participate in assaults, he’ll be in a position of power to kill Ukrainian soldiers and medics who are only trying to defend their country from an invasion. So personally, yes I do hope for him (or any of his invading “comrades”) to die before he gets the opportunity to kill any Ukrainians living their lives in their own fucking country, and I feel zero shame about it nor do see why someone would.
If he doesn’t get killed by an American fighting for Ukraine, he’s still going to be under fire from weapons from the US. I bet that feels bad.
Feeding the sunflowers is the best thing he could do for everyone
Tankie for your service
Tankies are communist keyboard warriors, this guy’s a nazi
Plenty of “communists” who share the same opinions as reactionary conservatives/nazis for anything not relating to the economy.
Just as an example, the anti-woke r/EuropeanSocialists subreddit. Abortion bad, gay people bad, trans people even worse.
You’re correct, but it doesn’t really relate to the comment above. Yes, tankies agree with Fascists on authoritarianism, but this guy is a Fascist, not a tankie.
You have been banned from Lemmy․ml
Oh no anyway
I’d be perfectly fine with that. I am blocking that instance anyway.
The only true tankie
tankies wet dream fantasies.
Wow, that’s a huge lesson he’s learning, you need to do a little research.
“The point of this act for me is to earn a place here in Russia,” he told Russian state media last month. “If I risk myself for our new country, no one will say that I am not a part of it. Unlike migrants in America who come there just like that, do not assimilate, and at the same time want free handouts.”
Undocumented migrants cannot join the U.S. military during peacetime. A program launched by former President George W. Bush allowed such immigrants to seek citizenship by serving in the military, but that pathway was shuttered during President Donald Trump’s first term.
Also, having a service record hasn’t stopped ICE one little bit.
And even if they could, it wouldn’t save them, as being “one of the good ones” does nothing to prevent deportation or worse.
"Unlike migrants in America who come there just like that, do not assimilate, and at the same time want free handouts.”
Ah, so he has learned the Russian language to a degree at least approaching fluency?
As has his wife?
And he has been teaching his kids Russian as well?
He does, after all, very seriously consided language as a fundamental element of a nation’s culture:
https://usa.news-pravda.com/usa/2025/06/05/323684.html
[Regarding Huffman’s stance on the Russo-Ukraine conflict, as of ~6 weeks ago]:
They took away their language and their religion from these inhabitants. They were oppressed, they tried to suppress their Russian culture. You can’t do that. I believe that the residents of Donbass are full members of a large Russian family. To tell the truth, I can’t fully understand what the Ukrainian government didn’t like, but I think it was just harassing the residents of Donbass. President [of Russia Vladimir] Putin tries to protect those whom he sees as members of his family, his brothers.
Hey… wait a minute…
[From another part of the article]:
… - emphasized the interlocutor of the “First Russian”.
No, of course he doesn’t speaking any fucking Russian, he’s a dumbass gun nut hyperconservative from Texas, he most likely can barely even speak English.
Ah you see, Americans who move abroad, no no, they aren’t immigrants… they are ex-pats, which is a totally different thing guys, for real.
What a fucking idiot.
I feel bad for his soon to be orphaned kids.
And dog.
Not his at least equally stupid wife though.
So you said that all in Russian right?
Yeah, I somehow doubt that. I bet he still eats hamburgers as well.
Do Russians not eat hamburgers? Is something stopping them from doing so?
A big thing right wing cunts take issue with is immigrants continuing to eat their own cuisine, even if it’s become mainstream, for example tacos, falafels, etc.
Wow, how is this an issue to anyone?
Somehow Fox deleted the article so I had to use the Wayback machine.
Mc Donalds pulled out of Russia
Ah yes, McDonald’s is the only worldwide source of the secret technology of putting minced meat between two pieces of bread.
Well he is assimilating as he would expect immigrants to only speak English in America.
As a vet, tRump doing this pissed me off almost as much as anything else he did in his first term. Some of the most ardent service(wo)men I served with were part of this program around 2006-ish. Many of them stayed in past their required terms (which I think had to be 8-years if I’m not mistaken), unlike myself and others looking to get through college debt-free.
If you’re willing to put your life on the line for a country you aren’t currently a citizen of, you deserve to be a citizen of that country on the other side of that service.
He’s MAGA, he doesn’t know how to research.
Are the migrants wanting handouts he refers to the ones who are working low paying physical jobs that Americans refuse to do, sending most of that money back to their families still in their native countries? What a bunch of freeloaders. /s
More like the women who wouldn’t have sex with him for free.
Yeah the “handouts” usually require documentation.
They also don’t get any federal handouts. Anything they do get is from state programs in a handful of blue states.
Well that’s the problem! What is California doing helping immgrnts when they could be sending all that money to pay for the freeloading south?
Now, if more MAGA would go to Russia, that be great.
Well, I’m glad he’s safe from the gays.
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Oh no, how terrible for him. We should send him bright shirts that say “not gay” to wear in combat so there’s no confusion.
Russian military hazing is uh something.
And here my big gay self is reading this from my comfortable home in America. I love this and wish more MAGAts would self deport.
Apparently he has already been killed. His family got the standard bag of potatoes
lol, he’s going to die for nothing. Sucks for his family, though.
US military recruiting also highlights free college and safe high pay. But the fine print enslaves you to “Mobile infantry will make you the man I am today.”
When Tim Cook came out as gay, Russia took down a statue honoring Steve Jobs. That’s a completely different person. How intolerant can you get?
This refugee from “woke” can suck it. Poor widdle baby gonna get shot, boo hoo.
Such a sad thing that nobody ever told him to very thing would happen. Repeatedly…
I mean, i have made many bad life choices, but still…
Yes. In childhood, teen years, early 20s. This guy looks to be at least 40.
Can’t feel all that sorry for him. I do feel bad for his kids, though.
They’ll probably be conscripted into an unmarked grave right next to his. Hopefully they’ll make pretty flowers. Amazing how much damage stupidity can do
OP, please update when the FPV drone vid starring this moron yee-ing his last -haw is posted.
