Without a base, without a trace.
Holy cow, this is great. Thank you. I will be stealing this handy little phrase.
I can’t take credit for the phrase. On the podcast Jordan Jesse Go with Jordan Morris and Jesse Thorne, they celebrate Anal August. It’s a month where they celebrate anal toy safety.
I’ll have to check it out. Thank you for sharing :^)
Tie a string around the top and launch it into someone’s ass with a spud cannon. Rectal harpoon.
Then pull back with Scorpion line: Get over here!
Hollow and made of glass? Don’t shove it in your ass.
Probably the only bottle you can use for sex is a champagne bottle. Since those don’t break as easily.
I wonder… What if you removed the wires holding the cork, inserted said cork end of the bottle, and shook the bottle mercilessly. How would the ER get to the cork from that far up?
I’m sure they can extract it from your chest cavity during your autopsy.
as easily
Why else would the tip be ribbed
Don’t put glass bottles up your ass, they can break. PET bottles, preferrably filled with water if thin walled, are more recommended as a crude DIY solution, but still have their own issues, like lacking a base, and still can break.
Whatever happened to putting a condom on produce? Cheap, infinite choice of shape and size and no sharp edges if it breaks
Hold my beer… WAIT! NO!!! NOT LIKE THAT!!!
fun fact: people often go to the er from ‘falling’ onto objects like beer bottles and then getting them stuck, a friend of mine once sent me a picture of a closet in the hospital she works at that was filled with the objects people had ‘fallen on’
Stuff like this used to start wars like fr
Is that some kind of trophy room?? Why are they keeping them???
I guess so… We have a cabinet full of stuff people stuck up their urethra. They are cleaned and kept. I don’t know why, maybe just for fun. And yeah it’s fun to look at that.
For the aroma.
Doesn’t the beer just get warm quickly in the sand?
It gets warm in your hand too
Ignoring the flareless butt plug shape for a moment - what prevents you from sticking a flat-based beer bottle into the sand, and why would you choose a shape that can’t be put on a table or upright in a fridge?
It’s a pretty looking bottle though :)
People who live near the beach you’re trying to drink on. Nothing says “I dont respect nature or your home” better than bringing a bunch of disposable beer bottles that you will statistically probably leave in the sand or throw into the ocean as soon as youre done with them. This is probably more a rant about overtourism than it is about beer bottles, but seeing a bottle thats designed to bring to the beach made my blood boil.
I used to have one of these! I delivered plastic to one of the bottle companies in Germany with my dad, and I was given one.
They’re perfect for keeping a joint safe, if that’s your thing.
They are commonly used to hide geocaches, so if anyone asks: that’s only a place for your geocache
The long-time tradition of sticking objects into one’s anus transcends borders :)
Oh wait…you were referring to bottles that can’t stand upright, weren’t you?
Ah yes, my first dildo.
Ignoring the flareless butt plug shape for a moment - what prevents you from sticking a flat-based beer bottle into
Thought this was going another direction…
Hah! I mean, that’s also an option.
Nothing. You just have to “shape” the hole a little more.
I do not recommend sticking a beer bottle into the sand when it’s 30°C though. That’s a sure way to get disgustingly warm beer
I don’t mind some beer room temperature. It’s actually better for some, although not a beach beer, and also yeah, hot sounds horrible. I guess buttered beer is a thing, and a few other hot beer drinks, but they’re winter things and more than beer alone.
I’m fine (I’d rather have it cold but it’s still palatable) with room-temperature lager or even weissbier, but anything else… nah. That being said, when room temperature is 30C, all that goes out the window. I’ll shotgun the warm beer at the bottom of the bottle after forgetting it for too long because I hate to waste beer, but I won’t like it.
Beer-wise, I used to mostly drink Bavaria 8.6 and could even stomach it at room temperature but now my back hurts and that stomach is not as robust as it used to.
Saison is the style that normally just slightly below room temperature is desired, not cold. It helps the flavor come out more. Most styles I want fairly cool.
🤢🤢🤮
Not sure what you’re referring to, I was talking about butthole.
Me too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Nah I meant to reply to the comment at the top of this thread but I fucked up
Ah yeah, been there
You’d need no either dig a small hole or use way more force to push a normal bottle into the sand
If I was really determined to make my cold beer warm by putting it into hot sand, that is an effort I would be willing to make. But then I wouldn’t have the danger butt plug as a souvenir afterwards.
It would make sense for bars with ice chests that served bottled beer in glasses
It’s glass, and you can read up more on how the Serbian-war started…
Too late. And I’m not even that big on butt stuff!
deleted by creator
I will not be suppressed.
And because:
Instructions unclear, now my ass is stuck in the beach.
At least it’s a bottle and not a jar
Ahhh the old internet.
Well too bad now I am definitely thinking about it.
Why would you want to put a bottle in the sand? Wouldn’t the sand just warm up the beer quicker?
If you want to put it down for a moment
Yes, but I think the idea is that it won’t tip.
edit: I’m more of a spirits guy, but I always thought rocking whiskey glasses were really cool. Apparently they were designed to house liquor or wine without spilling on a sailboat. I even have a decanter that goes with a similar tumbler set, though I have no idea where that is; still, always liked them. Obviously the sand temperature isn’t an issue with them, though.
There is no way that story is true right? How would that be any way better than a normal wide glass with a low center of gravity? Those would be rolling back and forth all over a rocking boat.
Not sure whether it’s true, exactly, but from my experience with tilting my glasses, they don’t roll across a surface; they do rotate, or rock, but don’t spill unless overfilled.
I never took mine on a sailboat, nor did I take any others, so I can’t compare. However, I can say round bottomed cups are harder to spill than regular ones.
In case you don’t want it in your ass?
But what if you wanted that bit of extra texture
Why would you want to put a bottle in your ass? Wouldn’t your ass just warm up the beer quicker? Hmmm… although if I shove ice up their first…
There once was a
lady who swallowed a flylemming who boofed a bottleMaybe the sand is hot? It’s a situational decision.
Stupid sexy sand.
It’s a good way to cool down in the summer heat.
No one talking about the fact that the label says “Cream Blindness”??
