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This is the only onion headline I’ve seen in months thay made me laugh and not feel even more existential dread. 10/10.
“Biggest Claw Wins”
Moult America great again
Is that better than crabs in a bucket? God, please tell me it’s better than crabs in a bucket.
Gleeful Jordan Peterson Noises
Jordan is one of the Crab People. Stop being racist.
Are you claiming that Jordan Peterson is a self-hating Crab Person who believes in Lobster Supremacist rhetoric?
I’m interested. Expand on your claim.
Carcinisation strikes again
I mean. They don’t systematically kill and enslave people so I think US is even lower…
Whatever political system lobsters have is far better than the American political system.
You and Jordan Peterson agree on that.
