When you’re bored of Clit heroe, travel down to Penis tone!
Clit hero
Knowing the UK it’s probably pronounced “Iverno” or some nonsense
Clith-uhrow
First syllable rhyming with “with”
Final two like if you said “arrow” but starting with the u in “gun”
That puts the emphasis on the rr in arrow instead of the w. I’d say it sounds like wither but with a cl, then a standard oh.
I knew that’s how you pronounced it, but not how it’s spelled 😂
We named British towns over the centuries with the purpose of providing test data for the Scunthorpe problem when computers were finally invented
Who came to eat? 😜
Not me, I don’t live there 😞
Scunthorpe
Twatt, Orkney
I had a friend who used to live there
Small place I reckon
Clitheroe is good for one thing: a summer walk by the river when the sun’s out.
For anything else, avoid like a plague village.
Man I love a good summer’s walk.
Avoid like a plague village? Is it boring there?
Depressed (economically and socially) northern town.
That should explain everything.
Source: am a northerner.
I wanted to go to this, but I could not find it.
Me neither, I think it’s there somewhere.
Have either of you thought to ask for direction?




