I mean I’m not surprised. You’d be amazed at the stupid shit people think is cool.
New York to Atlanta any% run.
(That’s not a very long flight so 54 minutes is actually pretty impressive.)
JFK to LAX, any % of passengers.
Literally just gun it towards the landing strip at full speed to save one framerule
Does the run end when you touch the ground, or do you have to actually make it to the gate?
With the new gateless skip it’s basically the same exact time. You clip right into the gate
Guys, I think I know what happened to that plane in SK…
If it was any% of plane, there are some creative launching strategies we could explore.
And landing
Boeing has entered the chat
Used to lead big hikes. We had an “80% return rate is good”. Partial bodies counted.
Yes, this was a joke for attendees.
It’s funny that you can have a 99% return rate and everyone is dead because they are missing a main artery or something
Works for me. Just gotta meet those numbers.
By any % of passengers, You mean seats filled, or do You mean arrive with a different amount that You took off with?
Yes.
Hacks!
Collision detection isn’t perfect. If you save and load just at the right time while moving forwards you can sometimes clip through walls. So walls are basically just a suggestion. The only problem is that if you mess it up, you die and loose time due to the unskippable death animation…
But no one messes that trick up right?
If you die on the same frame as falling down a hole and the screen transitions, it increments the submode which results in a broken mode-submode combination. The room number in RAM changes to that of the room below, however it is never loaded. Thus, transitioning north places you in the room north of the room below this one, from which you can jump through a wall to activate EG. This also underflows the room number from 10 to 250 which causes all sprites to despawn, including the mantle blocking the sewers in Escape.
The Book of Superskuj, 753:12-15
So what im hearing is that 9/11 was a messed up speed run?
That’s debatable. While they were initially going for the clip glitch, they ended up discovering a wrong warp.
I hate being a pedant, but I hate this common mistake more.
*lose
If you edit your post I’ll straight up delete this comment ♥️
What’s wrong with living in loose time
Loose time sure got a purdy mouth
I read that in desync’s voice
Southwest Airlines pays their pilots a bonus for every minute they block in early.
Guess who has a reputation for bugging ATC for shortcuts and taxiing really fast.
Aha, I knew it! Flight attendants get paid per ‘flight’ hour and the pilots get bonuses to reduce the amount of time the attendants are paid for. That’s fucked up
Pay is usually per flight hour, but also paid on a block-or-better basis. The minimum pay for completing a leg is the scheduled time, but if there are delays, then actual time from parking brake to parking brake is paid
Oh, that’s better than I assumed
parking brake
This a fwd model? Get me some McDonald’s trays, I’m gonna show atc a cool trick
Pilots are going to radio in asking for more ice on the runways.
Spirit?
You spend a lot of time climbing and descending plus the higher you are, the more distance you cover traveling to any location. The trick is to fly as close as possible to the ground.
Sometimes I like to speedrun deliveries in American Truck Simulator. Turn off fatigue (roleplay my driver as addicted to energy drinks and cocaine and pees in bottles) and drive at 105 mph (168.981 km/hr) halfway across the country.
Get there 3 days early, because faster deliveries means more Value® to the shareholders.
Get there 3 days early, because faster deliveries means more Value® to the shareholders.
If you aren’t providing Value® the shareholders. You have to ask yourself, “Am I good employee?”
I definitely enjoyed when trucks showed up 3 days earlier than they were supposed to when i ran a shipping dock. It definitely didn’t fuck up our whole system, no way.
Weird, I don’t remember making this comment
(I use the new Volvo VNL sleeper with the stock engine, so 85 is about all it can do, but you ever got up on 2 wheels - technically 5 but - at a near-perfect 45 degree tilt, while doing 80, because you are determined to prove that “30 mph advisory speed” sign wrong? 85 the whole way, ducking and weaving and using the shoulders and the median…)
I learned all I needed to know about pilots when I learned about the GUARD frequency
Did he leave without his passengers?
Can you blame them for wanting to work quietly once in a while?
I’m assuming getting all your passengers there is considered a 100% run. I think the players branching out into lower % runs will open up some pretty big time savings and make for much more interesting runs.
you can take off as soon as the first passenger steps into the plane for a massive time save
Still need to wait for the safety information cutscene though
Low%, get to your destination with as few passengers and plane parts remaining as possible
Boeing over here turning bugs into features
Ooooh, so that’s why I saw a plane doing janky backwards jumps before being flung off into the sky.
click uh, ladies and gentlemen this is your Captain speaking. Wha. Hoo hoo. Yahoooo! Yahoo! Yah! Yayayayaya! click
(Edit: wrong sound)
Down with the tailwind?
Whoops, I had the wrong sound Mario. Fixed.
subjects everyone to 15g force.
I mean it might make the flight less boring, since everyone just passes out.
Hey guys desinc here, today I’m gonna show you some tricks and glitches in real life
One simple trick to arrive an hour ahead of schedule!
ATC hates him
I only got 3 hours of sleep, someone help me out, what’s the joke here?
This commercial airline pilot is keeping track of their biggest time saved on a trip. The caption is comparing it to speedrunning a videogame, which is funny cause speedrunners usually do everything they can to save time but if you did that as a pilot it would probably be pretty unsafe
Do they allow clipping? Or is that a different category?
What’s clipping?
in speed running computer games clipping is normally clipping out of the defined boundaries of the environment into areas that the developers did not intend.
Thanks for the explanation, you were quicker than me with a response.
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Ah I’ve always wanted to fly to Backrooms Airport
