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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

What's slimy, has 4 legs, and is a house?

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What's slimy, has 4 legs, and is a house?

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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • Pilon23@feddit.dk
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    1 year ago

    Axolotls

    • Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip
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      1 year ago

      Don’t have house

      • Pilon23@feddit.dk
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        1 year ago

        This one does

  • October@lemmy.world
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    Someone who went home without cleaning themself off after getting slimed by Nickelodeon

  • ᓚᘏᗢ@piefed.social
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    C R A B

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      C R A B

    • Otter@lemmy.ca
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      Hermit crab should work? It feels more ‘house’ than a regular exoskeleton

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        It doesn’t have slime to be yes on the slime axis.

      • ᓚᘏᗢ@piefed.social
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        Oooh, or what about that weird critter that births its young through holes in its back? That’s a slimey house with 4 legs!

        Edit: Oh wait, no. I looked up ‘animal with holes in its back full of babies’ and it’s the Suriname Toad, so still a frog basically.

  • JeSuisUnHombre@lemmy.zip
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    Would it be wrong to have the turtle in that spot? And replace where turtle is now with tortoise. More importantly there’s another missing spot, no slime, no legs, and 1 house. What goes there?

    • denial@feddit.org
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      Clam? Maybe if we are generous with the “no slime” definition.

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        Clams have a “foot” that they use to move around with sometimes.

    • lakemalcom@sh.itjust.works
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      Came here to say this exactly. And I’m thinking like maybe some kind of sea creature, maybe coral?

    • morphballganon@lemmynsfw.com
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      Turtle isn’t slimy

      • SirSamuel@lemmy.world
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        Frog should be slime=probably

        Turtle should be slime=maybe

        And tortoise would be slime=no

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        I’d put the slime as “probably”. Their shells can get coated in slime, but not always and they don’t generate it.

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      A house

      • [deleted]@lemmy.world
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        A flooded stilt house.

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      deleted by creator

    • Krafty Kactus@sopuli.xyz
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      Move snake to no slime, no legs, one house, and replace it with legless lizards. People do keep snakes as pets but I’ve never heard the same for legless lizards

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        Snake no is house

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        House doesn’t mean pet. House means is a house. Snail, turtle, oyster, clam, etc are house.

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    A landlord?

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      Only two legs and too many houses. Slimy, yes.

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        Phylogenetically, they’re still tetrapods.

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          You’re the best kind of correct!

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        They only stand on their back legs when they feel threatened, to make themselves look bigger

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        A married couple who are landlords.

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    Frogs aren’t slimy though.

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      You ever touched one? They’re kinda sticky, which is like dry slime.

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    What has 0.5 house?

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      Porcupine, hedgehog, echidna? Armadillo is probably 0.75?

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      Semi-slugs!

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        Huh, yeah, that seems right, and TIL… cool! Thanks for sharing

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    A middle class couple with a food fetish?

  • Ecco the dolphin@lemmy.ml
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    a nautilus, as long as you accept tentacles as legs

    Although, they have more than 4, so I guess they wouldint be featured at that particular point

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    A well lubeicated turtle

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    Pregnant frogs?

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    That graph is also missing a data point at [Slime, Legs, House] = [No, 0, 1].

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      Maybe some sea animal with a house? I’d imagine you don’t need slime under water. But I’m no biologist.

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      Slimeless, legless, housed.

      Houseplant?

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      Mushroom? In particular, the ones that look most like Smurf houses?

    • OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml
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      Yeah, but it can be filled in with “house”.

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      Clam? I’d put them at like 0.25 slime, though

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        Coral isn’t slimy I think

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    As a turtle fan it’s always cool when you can look at a diagram and suddenly spot a turtle on it! 🐢

    It’s like looking at the H-R diagram and going “ooo, Discworld would be right about there, possibly”

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      My hat’s off to you, friend

      It’s rare to find myself out disc-nerded, but here we are

      The turtle moves!

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    Nautiloids? They have a shell, are slimy, and have tentacles (“feet”)

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