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Well shit, I’m gonna buy a whole 1000 pack of Mexican flag stickers and throw them on every car in every parking lot I see.
Please don’t for those of us of the non white complexion. I’m already scared enough as it is.
Okay, how about if I promise only to throw them on white people’s cars? :P
Edit: Nevermind, that would be racist. How about I throw them on TRUMP SUPPORTERS vehicles?
The correct answer to “Why the sticker?” is “Why the fascism?”
The correct answer when ICE pull you over is exercising your 2A right.
In a Rambo movie, its cool as hell.
IRL, I’ve got a few WW2-era relatives who will tell you how fucking hard it is to take a life for the first time. Even setting aside the consequences of doing what is going to be immediately flagged as first degree murder, it cannot be properly expressed how horrible the act of killing another person is for the human soul.
the first rambo movie is quite literally about what that shit does to a mfer
Well… the first 3/4ths of the first Rambo movie.
The back end is just “What do we do with the rest of our demolitions budget?”
Even hunting takes something out of you. It’s a feeling not like another to take a life, and not a good feeling at all.
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Something tells me you’ve never been shot at. It’s not just a videogame.
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You absolute nunce do you think a large armed group of humans will passively sit and be shot at and not return fire
There’s a reason why John fucking Brown is the real Jesus Christ. He’d fucking blow up the damn white house at this point.
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But you do get to make a horcrux and become immortal.
Comedy aside, well said.
I mean, “paranoid geriatric fascist serial killer performs home invasion in an attempt to murder a baby” describes a JK Rowling character and your choice of IDF or ICE officer equally well.
Man I still don’t understand how horcruxs were supposed to work
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Um, where else did you get your original definition of a horcrux?
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This is the difference between someone who wants to use their gun defensively and someone who just wants an excuse to murder people.
You don’t unholster your gun unless you’re prepared to take a life. You pray you never have to.
But there are just too many people who are thirsty to take a life and that should worry all of us.
Yup.
They shouldn’t get to go home at night.
That’s the correct answer for when armed masked people who refuse to identify themselves try to interfere with you.
Sorry, I don’t know why I repeated exactly what you just said.
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Something something 2A
Mods banned the constitution lol
“What sticker?”
Play it super dumb like you have no idea wtf they’re even talking about.
“I like Italian food assholes!!”
Food assholes is a very peculiar dish, must be something like doughnuts
much more chewy
^Allegedly
I would also accept “Because this is America” to hammer it home
Correct. She chose cowardice.
Yeah, let’s see how brave you are when you’ve got facists in your face.
~Hint: you’ll probably piss yourself.~
Option 1: Tell them you did it to waste their time. Outcome: You’ve wasted their time, and you caught a charge for wasting police time, obstruction, or whatever it is they call it there for your trouble.
Option 2: Plead ignorance. Outcome: You’ve wasted exactly the same amount of their time, plus you lied to the police, and you’ve faced no consequences for it.
Picking option 1 isn’t brave, it’s just stupid.
I liked her answer because she can continue to waste their time instead of being targeted for harassment.
Is being harassed also not wasting their time?
If they are enjoying it, it’s not a waste.
Thats a very narrow view but okay. Personally mine is anything that prevents them from actually impacting innocent lives
That ain’t gonna happen though, they’re only going to keep ramping up the fascism. Might as well innocently troll them.
Making it more expensive helps it collapse faster shrug you do you.
Wtf did you just say about my view?!
Its narrow! Like your mom!
Hey my moms not narrow, she’s wide!
They got quotas so they need to hit the right targets
Nice double meaning, intended or not…
United States should change its name to “State”
“United Deep State” will really drive it home
Absolute Bloody State
Spelled with a double S.
ICE is the SS in united StateS
PSA
Police State of America
Fascist States of America.
Hmm. Yeah, you’re right. I’m just being redundant.
Amerikkka
Jfc god forbid you have a flag of another country. How dare you like anything about another country aside from America. Fucking fascists.
Land of the free
Land of the free*
Land of the fee
I guess a German flag from a specific time frame would do for them as well.
They’re going to pull you over to invite you to a job interview.
Actually such a good idea. I might not do it because I currently dont have any form of I.D. (Lost my birth cert, dont have a passport and just lost my DL) and I have gotten mistaken for Mexican a few too many times.
Yeah you’d better not drive without the DL
Don’t go to Home Depot either
Eh its fine they run the plates im there and I have my old expired dmv id card but due to a dmv mistake its not a “real id”…so not worried about getting traffic stopped…ICE though…they pick up legals with all thier documents around here often enough (Literally a dude around here just had the same name as someone that evaded ICE at the border so he got arrested, had all his papers but yeah)
Hit up your local Department of Social Services (or similar), and try to get an ID voucher from them. They might also have resources (type varies just ask) to help you get your Birth certificate, too. And once acquired, get that passport ASAP. Never know if you’ll need to leave forever.
Thank you. I know how to get a copy of my birth cert (did it last year, promptly used it once and immediately lost it been on my list to do but ive been busy and its annoying because its a very manual process). Good point on the passport, dont have one because I never travel but as it is now I shouod keep one on hand, just in case.
Wasn’t “Papers please” supposed to be some soviet hell?
Congratulations USA.
Glory to Arstotzka.
I am definitely stealing ‘white as a hotel towel’ to refer to myself and other mayonaise-complexioned people, that’s incredible, hahaha!
I always use “Whiter than sour cream”
How about ‘whiter than christmas morning at the hamptons’?
One time, I was smoking a cigarette in my car, outside of my house. A cop pulled up behind me and blasted their lights. They asked me a ton of questions, most of which I refused to answer. I gave them ID which had my FUCKING address, and they still said, “You ain’t from around here are you?”. Mother fucker, you don’t even live in this zipcode. You are at MY address. It was a Pacific beach surfing sticker and a Bernie sticker. They also told me to take them off. They went off in a pout, and the deputy told me they were just training the newbie. To what, profile people?
To profile people? Yep.
“Obnoxious creatures” fucking gold.
Italian Flags look identical to Mexican Flags from a distance.
Just putting this out there, for anyone who wants to experience Italian Discrimination firsthand.
They only love the food, but if you’re not Murican… they don’t love you.
Would do this if I wasn’t brown and didn’t get mistaken as latino all the time
I want to do this now.
Please do. This is exemplary allyship.
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They’re scared upon a small sticker,? so childish and immature
That is absolutely disgusting. ICE is committing ethnic cleansing.
What’s even more disgusting is the American citizens’ lackadaisical response to it.
“Haha look I resist by wasting their time”
While I agree that there should be a way harsher response, wasting the regimes resources and thereby throwing a spanner in the works is a legit way of protest.
I’m pretty sure that any of the psychos signing up to be ICE thigs would LOVE to have a Mexican flag sticker plastered on their car’s back bumper. Pretty sure.
