Mine is
“Are you pee? Cuz urine my heart.”
Do you play Pokemon? Because I need to get a Pikachu (peek at you)
Actually include the explanation for best effect.
Want to come home and fuck?
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Girls don’t pay bills here, sad though!
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Seen in a previous thread; daaamn girl, you shit out that ass?
Love this one, use it on my SO often
Damn girl are you a 16:10 display device because that ratio is visually pleasing and comfortable to hold.
Goodness LOL
Hey, baby. Are you a traffic light? Because I’m getting mixed signals.
You’re eyes would look great on my night stand
Your skin is amazing can I wear it?
You smell like my mother
Fuck me if I’m wrong but I think you want to make out with me.
Hi, I’m Ben Shapiro.
I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Hey baby, are you a school? Coz I want to shoot kids in you
This is the best pickup line to get punched in the face /s 😂
Are you homework? Because I want to do you on my desk.
Are you a homework? Because I wanna take you home, promise to do you for 2 hours, get tired in 2 minutes, and cry as my dad teaches me how to do it while yelling for 15 minutes before deciding I am hopeless.
About what time should I come over?
Hah, is that the main character from Disco Elysium?
Yes, it’s Volition.
I put the STD in Stud, all I need is U.
You win 😂
