What could possibly go wrong 🤦🏻♂️
The number of guns will be increased again to handle the problems caused by the increased number of guns.
An American solution to an American problem.
The shootings will continue until morale improves
The shootings will continue until
moralethe shootings improves
If only there were some easily identifiable common denominator…
How long until someone hacks a drone and uses it to commit a school shooting?
How long until someone creates a plausibly convincing fake of these drones and uses them to perform a false flag or massacre with no chance of culpability?
Oh I guess that would be easier
Or some situation arises where innocent students are the target
“You see, your kids died, but at least it was only your kids, and not anyone else. They probably would have died from the shooting anyways lmao”
Or when they start using the drones as truancy officers as a cost cutting measure …
“Truancy is at an all time low” report various government instances. Oddly enough child sized coffins sales at an all time high, experts call it an “odd coincidence” more at 5.
On it
Florida once again forgets that Black Mirror is a cautionary tale.
Soon they will reveal their latest invention, the Torment Nexus, from the hit Sci Fi novel, Don’t Create the Torment Nexus.
Me watching T2 as a kid: this will never happen.
Me now: ohAnd when one of these Drones KILLS INNOCENT CHILDREN we can get Drones for our Drones to Protect our Kids from our Drones we Put in Their SCHOOLS!
You are now moderator of the Drone Marketing Association sub.
the only way to stop a bad drone with a gun is….
What a shithole country.
We’ll find out how successful the system is soon enough.
Yikes.
I predict this will end in complete success.
We shall define “success” later.
They will decide they don’t really want to do it after all. After millions has been given to various companies and contractors.
Can’t be any school shootings if there isn’t either school or children in them. Success.
Once it stops just 1 school shooter then all schools will have them.
It would be great for law enforcement to use as a non-lethal use. If they use tranquilizer darts for people with a knife and mental unstable.
How can you read a proposal like this and not immediately go “Nope. That’s it. We went too far. We lost. Let’s circle back and start this entire society again from scratch”?
The only thing to prevent school shooting seems to be more guns, AND more automated guns. Somehow.
It’s not guns that are the problem, it’s bullets, just ban selling bullets, let everyone keep there guns, problem will sort itself in a year or 2
HAAACCCKKKKS

Can the armed drone open classroom doors better than Uvalde police officers?
A dead fish can open doors better than Uvalde police officers.
Yeah this will go swimmingly. Especially if you’re the supplier of drones to the schools.
These will be purchased, sit in a cabinet and never be charged or maintained. When they are “needed”, no one will know how to operate them or what they can do.
This is a waste of money from the hit git go.
I give it 6 months before some kid asks ChatGPT to help him hijack these drones instead of bringing a gun of his own. He’ll murder his classmates with irony.
They just need more school shootings, so these things get proper use.












