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Why is she standing in front of a blank sheet of paper?
What am I looking at?
Joycon drift.
Clitoris
Ok good, my brain was trying to convince me this was a sneaky Loss
I thought it was a way to fix a slipper…
I’ve been shopping for new warm slippers since it’s going to get colder.
How did multiple people think that? I thought it was for animating cartoon eyes.
Behold a man
Better yet, ask them what feels good, and establish communication of pleasure. Your partner, regardless of genitals, will have a better time, and so will you!
Completely agree. Communication is the basis of all good relationships and interaction, especially intimate interaction.
That only works if they actually answer. Sometimes it’s just easier to gauge reactions.
Sometimes they can’t talk coherently *wink wink*
Communication doesn’t need to be verbal - and I’m more talking about setting the precedent for communicating about pleasure as a practice. Being able to communicate about pleasure takes you a lot further in mutual pleasure than having a “trick”, yknow?
Yeah well, you said to ask, while the actual point is “listen” (and “feel”), that is what I meant
Well, even if the other person doesn’t communicate their answer verbally, you can ask verbally :) it is the most direct way to establish an open pathway for communication.
Yeah my problem in the past has been that they may be embarrassed to answer or just not know what to ask for
For sure, but that’s kinds the point in a way, you identify that communication is an issue and you can work on it :3
Explain
Clitoral stimulation
What’s hilarious about this meme is that Konami delivered the code that unlock these secrets over 30 years ago. Up up, down down, left right, left right, B A B A, start.
LMFAO, I’m pitching doing all those moves then pushing the clit like it’s a starter button. Which I suppose it kinda is.
I saw loss before I saw anything else, I seriously need to touch grass
When you do that, you’ll feel like you’re recreating the steps of loss, one panel at a time
Bursting through the doors OUTSIDE in a panic.
Looking at some random shocked person pointing toward the park.
Rushing to the park to see grass.
Sobbing uncontrollably feeling all the grass.
(I’m doing this joke from memory instead of looking up the original comic for reference lol)
My dumbass thought it was a slipper at first.
Oh. Ohhhh
Ditto. The comments enlightened me.
Dancing in your slippers, right?
RIGHT?
First, keep your left foot firmly planted! Cock your right foot up like you’ve seen Michael Jackson do.
Next, spin your left foot around 360 degrees while jiggling your right foot like your heater’s on the fritz!
I thought it was this:
Put your right foot in, take your right foot out. Put your right foot in, and you shake it all about. Do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around, that’s what it’s all about
Also works for slippers.
Thank you.
I kind of made a dumb image in my head that isn’t physically possible but the motion indicators in the image made me imagine a guy with his dong already in and he’s somehow spinning while connected. It’s funnier in my head, I promise.
I can see into his head, it’s pretty funny.
🚁🚁
“You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby…”
Huh? I just see a bunch of blue arrows on a blank yellowish square.
Its gotta be somewhere…
But not too much. It can get overstimulated if you lift the hood and lick directly. When in doubt, you can hand her the reigns so she can find the sweet spot. For example, if you apply a wide and flat tongue and reduce movement, she can work her hips until she finds the angles she needs.
Oh, that’s what that was…
When I saw the first two steps, I initially thought it was a guide for opening pills. I was like, “I wonder what hey will do with the powder inside… hold on, this isn’t a pill”.
All of this is useless if you don’t exite her nuber one organ for sex, ger brain. You get muuuch more if you find what’s the mood she like what is the scene she wants. This is an extra in comparison.
Do I reach in through the nose or ears?
Neither.
Ask her to close her eyes.
(Probably does not really matter whether she does or doesn’t)
Using your finger, gently trace lines around the neck, jawline, down to the collar bone, around the breast, along the sternum, follow the bottom of the ribcage, cross to the hip… you get the idea.
Ideally, be somewhat unpredictable, teasing, double back a few times, mix things up … labor or modulate the instensity of your own breath a bit.
Pay attention to her own breath modulations, her twitches or squirms.
Also obviously works better with lighter, or no clothing.
Think of this as maybe drawing arcane runes, casting a spell… tell a slightly different story every time.
Remember the wise word of Dr. Frank-N-Furter.
Antici-
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-pation.
If done correctly, the uh ‘slipper’… should be extremely eager to meet you by the time you get to it.
Incorrect.
What you need to do is just start violently punching the wall while screaming racial slurs with a plunger up your ass. Sploosh.
I… have known a single couple, both of whom told me, separately, that they enjoyed, and I should try… ‘donkey punching’ … which is apparently smacking the uh, ‘recipient’, in the back of the head, right as climax is about to occur, because apparently this causes a more intense contraction/climax.
Personally, that sounds completely fucking insane to me, but apparently, different strokes for different folks?
That would need at lot of communication and safety to both see if someone or somemany is/are okay with it and to make sure it doesn’t result in severe damage.
Don’t just do it without asking and making sure to practise gently first, and set up other safety precautions, readers of this thread.
Hence why my opinion of being told about that was ‘that sounds completely fucking insane’.
Like… fuck, man.
Yeah, beyond the rather obvious ‘never even consider this without enthusiastic consent’…
You probably should just never do this.
I know people can be and are into varying kinds and degrees of pain during the hanky panky… BUT…
It would extremely easy for someone of… really just average strength for an average young male athlete… to punch someone, in the back of the head or upper neck… with enough force that you could cause serious brain damage, break their neck, fuck them up for life, potentially even kill them.
Like if you can’t tell, I’m more into the sensual stuff in the bedroom, maybe a bit of consented restraint…
… but I also have a black belt. Took over a decade to earn, been in a lot of kumite bouts, competed in several tournaments, watched a few more talented karetekas from my dojo go on to place in the top 3s of regional, national, international tournaments.
And … this idea terrifies me, any real martial arts competition I have ever even heard of would disqualify you from the match, and probably ban you for life for intentionally punching someone in the back of the head.
Its way too fucking dangerous.
Yeah, we have done some rough stuff before, but we wouldn’t do this.
There are just some things, even with RACK that cannot be safe and personally we don’t think they should be done at all.
Such things like choking even aren’t really safe and we definitely don’t really do them in our play and never would for real, we might fake choke where we never squeeze.
But yeah, pretty much, really try to avoid situations where harm could actually be done irreparably, and always have tools, methods, safe words and signs etc on hand.
Doing any kink, or sex without those things is not great. Not getting at you btw, just explaining things to any readers of this thread, safety first in any intimacy, but especially mental and physical intimacy.
Both, preferably
If you ask Walter Freeman he’d tell you to go through the eye
minor spelling mistake
But brains are so icky!
You need to go to the hospital right now. You’re having an aneurysm
Bro… Are you ok?
Her nuber one organ for sex: ger brain.
I was once with a girl who wanted me to literally bite hers as hard as I could. 😵💫
CHEW ON THAT THANG
I thought it was more of a catchphrase than an actual technique. Angangangang
The human jaw is easily able to bite through soft flesh, so I hope you didn’t…
Yeah, no. I knew I could end up biting through if I actually bit it as hard as I could. When I said I eat pussy, I wasn’t being literal. So there’s at least 1 person I know for sure I have been with but didn’t satisfy.
Pretty sure whatever you did was more satisfying than biting it off.
Took me a minute to figure out what this was. If I ever hook up with a man that has one, I’ll put this info to good use.
Step 1: inspect
Step 2: push hood up
Step 3: rotate clitoris counterclockwise 360 degrees
Step 4: spin clitoris around central axis left and right.
Congratulations! You spawned the Hydra in GTA:SA
Up up down down left right left right B A B A
Open the maintainance hatch, unscrew the old clitoris and swap it out for a new one.
Might as well check the oil while you are at it
step 1: bop it
step 2: twist it
step 3: pull it
step 4: find a new partner
For more information check the (wo)man page clit(1)
Or the Arch Wiki
If the mouse isn’t going anywhere, either adjust the sensitivity or buy a new nub
quick cheap option is my shameless self insert post here:
https://lemmy.world/post/34593380
(Oh wait… you were talking about that other clit???)
My brain immediately skipped to that episode of Friends where Monica learns that Chandler got advice from Joey about licking the alphabet.
The alphabet is good advice, but more for finding the right “letter” for your partner and—this is crucial—sticking to it unless it stops working (sometimes things just shift and you gotta adapt).
I’ll never know, but I trust your judgement xD
I do hexadecimal but the principle is the same.
(edit oh yeah, you got to realise the person is looking for information from their relatives who then directs them to the library — because it’s the 90’s)
