- cross-posted to:
- femcelmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone
- cross-posted to:
- femcelmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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A girl is dressed in a maid outfit, sitting in a box. She is holding a sign, the sign reads: Free maid!! Just gimme a home and a meal and clothes, pocket money, PS5, Wi-Fi, without any labor. Because i’m cute. That’s my job.
how is this post crossposted to the same community?!?!?
You or your client posted it twice. That’s why.
I have no use for a maid who can’t clean. You could at least help me fold the laundry ffs. Like I say every time one of my friends tries to pull the “you’re a guest in my house sit your arse down” line: Many hands make light work.
she offers cuddles too
And secks
This is why I advertise myself as a pet. The power dynamic and benefits are a lot clearer. I’m a luxury item that someone keeps around cause I’m adorable and fun to play with.


This is actual gold thank you for making it.
i have a dog bed with your name on it
scary, but wholesome, but also scary.
There are dog beds for humans. Meaning bigger, better materials etc.
I want one so bad.
No thanks.
mmmm you’re missing out~~~
Not really, we’re ace-spec and not into maids.
…then why are you commenting on this?
Because it’s fun.
Good thing I read fine print almost got bamboozled











