Explanation: The legendary founders of the city of Rome, Romulus and Remus, supposedly were suckled by a wolf. A great story beginning with a tall glass of wolf milk!
(alternatively, ‘lupa’, ‘she-wolf’, was Latin slang for a prostitute - something the Romans themselves speculated may have been the true meaning of the story)
I still can’t believe
- The stupid , undignified expression on her face
- That the founding animal that made it so that the people that would found their city survived, has NO FUCKING NAME
(alternatively, ‘lupa’, ‘she-wolf’, was Latin slang for a prostitute - something the Romans themselves speculated may have been the true meaning of the story)
“Wouldn’t it be great if we had a lot of prostitutes that lived near to each other? Then we wouldn’t have to share this one, and we could have privacy.” - Romulus
“It’s my turn to have a go on her.” - Remus
It certainly sounds more poetic than “Rome was founded by 2 bastards”.
Well that’s not a “glass” of milk, so the meme stands!
That’s a “wolf titty” of milk
The lengths people will go to, to not use metric, smh.
The lengths people will go to not use metric, smh.
Yeah but is there a metric metric to measure that length? I didn’t think so. So here we are.
Checkmate athiests!
Yeah, going out of their way to live before its invention seems a bit dramatic.
You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.
I’m gonna say the pedo hit man probably shouldn’t be included, but whatever.
They love teats, from their heads down to their feets.
