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frazorth@feddit.uk to okmatewanker@feddit.ukEnglish · 2 years ago

Kemi Badenoch doesn't like sandwiches

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Kemi Badenoch doesn't like sandwiches

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frazorth@feddit.uk to okmatewanker@feddit.ukEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • rubikcuber@feddit.uk
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    2 years ago

    Apparently, when you can shout “BRING ME MY STEAK” at a servant you don’t need to eat a Boots Meal Deal. Who knew?

  • frazorth@feddit.ukOP
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    lunch is for wimps

    Sounds like someone who doesn’t work hard enough to need a break.

  • Pyr@lemmy.ca
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    I work and eat at the same time too. But only if I’m getting paid to and I get to leave half an hour early and get home sooner, not because I’m a hard worker.

    I would rather a half hour at home at the end of the day instead of half an hour unpaid break in the middle of the day just sitting in an office.

  • Lussy [he/him, des/pair]@hexbear.net
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    I will not touch bread if it’s moist

    I forgot toasting bread technology hasn’t arrived in England

    • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
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      How do you get your moist bread into your toaster without touching it, eh, eh?

      • Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        What, you don’t have people for that?

    • frazorth@feddit.ukOP
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      I hadn’t expected that anyone would think that untoasted bread would be considered “moist”.

  • TankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.net
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  • Trebuchet@lemm.ee
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    Fucking weirdo

  • SoyViking [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    I don’t think sandwiches are a real food

    Deeply unserious person

    • lanigerous@feddit.uk
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      A truly deranged statement

  • EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works
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    This has a similar energy as the Taylor Swift Scrotum Punch meme

  • the_post_of_tom_joad [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    Instead of railing on her imma play devil’s advocate cuz i dunno. Aaanyway I think she doesn’t hate sandwiches but lunch (real: its the lamest meal of the day for multiple reasons), and I’m also with her on soggy bread. Mebbe she’d be down for brunch?

    The grind culture bragging though? Damn cringe as fuck bootlick from a kicked dog.

    Never looks like anything but sad and i wish more people saw it that way

  • rwtwm@feddit.uk
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    This looks like one of the Mickey take vox pops that they do in the Onion. If it’s a genuine quote from a genuine article, I fear the conservatives might do for comedy writers before AI has the chance.

  • pseudo@jlai.lu
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    She is eating steak while working?!

    • mannycalavera@feddit.uk
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      Wait… Isn’t everyone?

    • RainyRat@lemmy.world
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      I feel sorry for anyone else who has to use her keyboard.

  • chemicalprophet@lemm.ee
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    Imagine your personality being your stupid opinions… Get a fucking life

    • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world
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      Welcome to social media lol.

  • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world
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    Bread: I will not touch Kemi Badenoch if she’s moist.

    • frazorth@feddit.ukOP
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      🤢

  • dance_ninja@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    Meanwhile, the former PM: https://youtube.com/shorts/M_U0g6uKj8E

    • GiveOver@feddit.uk
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      Mexican coke? Is he just parroting Americans on the internet?

  • 2Password2Remember [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    I don’t think sandwiches are a real food … I will not touch bread if it’s moist

    british people who think they know anything about food should be fired into outer space

    Death to America

    • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
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      Spanner.

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