37 years in America, going to be deported because of a misdemeanour dating back to 2015.

Have the day you voted for.

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    All these Republicans fucks with their foreign wives because American women won’t put up with their bullshit. Surprised Pikachu faces for all of them.

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    Ha ha sucks for this asshole. He didn’t give a shit until it affected him personally.

    Republikkklan: the party of hatred, NIMBY, and selfishness. “Fuck you, got mine.”

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    This is beyond a leopard eating his face. This is “I didn’t think the guy I gave bath salts to would eat MY face.”

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    So now we’re saying that nobody who’s not native born should be allowed in this country," he said.

    It’s so painful watching these idiots figure things out in real time. You supported a fucking racist who hangs out with racists. What did you expect?

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      The rhetoric was “we’re going to kick out all these criminal illegal aliens”. People being stupid as they are so fond of being, hear that as “criminals who happen to be immigrants”; instead of what he really meant which is “everyone who is here illegally is breaking the law and therefore is a criminal”.

      Trump’s super power is exploiting the average person’s total lack of capacity or willingness to engage in critical thinking.

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        Trump’s super power is exploiting the average person’s total lack of capacity or willingness to engage in critical thinking.

        Narcissist, yeah, but he has his fucking evil genius cronies who tell him what to do to carry out their wishes to create their white ethnostate.

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      Tbh, not even being “native-born” may cut it anymore.

      Have you ever had gay sex?

      Alligator Auschwitz for you.

      Have you ever had extramarital sex?

      Alligator Auswitz for you.

      Have you ever heard of an abortion and didn’t report immideately?

      You may self-deport within 15 days. If not, Guatemalan prison for you.

      Has your child ever gotten a vaccine?

      3 years building the local Bureau of Corrections’ profits for you.

      And for the worst transgressors of all:

      Have you ever voted blue after 2008?

      Expect an ICE raid. Survivors may or may not exist.

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    So a woman who was eligible for citizenship decides not to apply for decades and instead commits a crime and is convicted.

    Her husband then votes for the removal of non-citizen convicted criminals and lacks the minimal intelligence to realize this includes his wife.

    With any luck he will join her in the UK after the deportation and never vote in the US again.

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    Would be easier to feel sorry if they only did this to themselves and not also everyone else

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    It’s jokes and laughs here and there, but remember my words: he will win MORE states in 2028 than he did in 2024 and 2016.

    And to those who think that he won’t be allowed to participate in the elections: he will find a way.

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      Well yeah, because they have even more power to rig it next time. Obviously.

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      I don’t think you get how this works.

      Listen to the outragous things trump says…and then he does, or at least attempts them for real.

      Well in the 2024 election, he said “This will be the last election we’ll ever need”. Don’t you get it? He has 4 years to transition from president to dictator. Officially anyways. Unofficially he’s already there.

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        If he gets away with even running again, he’ll win with 90% of the vote like Putin.

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        Thing is, even if he does this, it’ll be the shortest lived dictatorship ever because there’s no one that can glue the MAGAs together after he’s stroked out.

        Of course that will probably be even worse in terms of lives lost.

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    Translation “It was okay when it was other people. I was supposed to be special to him!”

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    So now we’re saying that nobody who’s not native born should be allowed in this country,

    Dude …he also wants to remove “native born” in the US as a thing for many people.

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    “You look at the news, and they’re not telling the truth about what’s actually happening to a lot of legal immigrants,” Brown told Newsweek.

    Yes they are, you’re just not looking at it, you fucking idiot. Probably gets all her news from Fox and Facebook.