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If you rinse them, put them on a paper towel, and place them in the crisper bin. They will last longer.
Yes, yes, but what about strawberries?
… on her last straw she’ll berry you!
It may need some more workshopping.
They also laugh hysterically at my jokes and I can hear their thoughts.
Girls are like strawberries. You can make a jam from them.
Girls are like strawberries
Sometimes they are in the grocery store
Also it’s generally frowned upon to try eating them while still in the store.
are you trying to bother people at the grocery store? They just want food; let them be
Me and my friend used to play a game where one of us would say “X is like Y” and the other one had to quickly come up with some justification. Very occasionally a profound one, usually it was profoundly stupid.
We were inspired by this sketch.
Ok, I’ll start X is like Y because it is a letter.
Y tho…
They’re covered in achenes? 🤨
Puberty can be like that sometimes, but you can get a cream to treat it if it gets bad. If you’ve got achenes, don’t worry, I know it can feel embarassing, but your friends are probably dealing with it too and it will usually clear up on its own given time. Just don’t pick at it, that leaves scars.
They have bobs and vagene
Leave them out and they get covered in a fine fuzz?
If you don’t eat them the go mouldy
They mold when you forget them?
