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I was so sure that it was The Onion just by reading the headline. Well… fuck.
This is some hick-ass shit
Guy knows his base (if nothing else).
How long before the Presidency starts hosting monster truck themed executions at the Whitehouse? It can’t be much longer now.
The Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert shows will be replaced with everyone’s favourite hit, “Ow! My Balls!”
Which is classic real conservative American humor. People getting hurt.
Go away, batin’!
Japan beat us to that one like a half a dozen times by now and still have a functioning society.
Brawndo’s got what plants crave.
Water? Like from a toilet?
lol so trashy. Idiocracy in action.
That almost looks like a distraction from something.
EPSTEIN FILES
My first wife was tarded
I heard she’s a pilot now

Clown world
Somebody fucking shoot him already. Jesus christ end this fucking nightmare.
Honestly, the follow up with Vance + Thiel taking the reins scares me a whole lot more.
Right after he opens a trailer park on the Mall.
This guy will do absolutely anything to distract from the fact he refuses to release the Epstein Files, which he is CLEARLY named multiple times in… Possibly hundreds of times.
Likely more than that. Didn’t he task like 1,000 FBI agents to work long hours redacting his name?
I heard it’s 2,000!
All the best people are saying it!
Isn’t he Doe174?
Oh this was set up well before all that. UFC and Trump inked this deal back in, like, April as I remember.
In 2056 a meme starts going around about how in 2026 JD Vance threw Donald Trump off the Hell in a Cell cage on the White House lawn, and he plummeted 16 feet through the announcer’s table.











