I though of:
Your hardware deserves better.
Also you can give some more realistic ones like my friend:
It just (not) works
- ‘You can keep your old hardware, we won’t force you to upgrade.’
- ‘Your old GPU, yes, even your R9 Fury, still has a home here, don’t worry, we won’t leave you out in the cold unlike our competition.’
…Among other jabs at Windows in the spirit of the old Mac vs. PC ads, or to be more apt, in the spirit of Sega’s old ads picking on Nintendo in the '90s.
Also…
- ‘Linux does! What Windon’t.’
Sovereign Computing
Free as in beer
Or
Free as in work after hours
Free as in puppy
Like some kind of prostitute lover.
That is more like a general FOSS than Linux
It’s pretty difficult to have a slogan when the price tag is reason enough to download it
Yeah but I’m thinking of some slogan like brand. For example once KDE had that Microsoft later copied
simple by default, powerful when needed
If you don’t read the man pages, we’re going to ban you from the chat.
Hurts So Good
*Hurds
“For slogan, please refer to the according man page”
more seriously maybe “Software it your own way”
I recently passed Linux Foundation System Admin and they had a weird Debian that just slapped me with
man not foundor something like thisI like it, but I think proprietary can tell it too.
So, RTFM?
Yes but more polite
PRTFM
Lie to your (insert relative here) that Linux is faster and you install SSD to their computer with a penguin on it.
Leave us alone, we don’t need more users
Depends on what users.
The kind for whom stupid software with ads is made. The kind who give 0 stars to open source software on google play for dumb reasons. The ones who are offended by a program being named “GIMP” or “daemon”.
“Your Computer”.
I think that depends on the hardware but yes.
Choose your starting level!
Linux RPG?
“It just works”
…because that is the state of a mainstream modern distro, and it’s not true of Windows anymore.
Alternatively “No nagging, no forced online account.”
It just works (on my machine)
ftfy
Plural.
Can’t be arsed fixing that for you.
Everything I encountered that haven’t worked:
- Not supported hardware by manufacturer
- Nvidia Drivers with Wayland
And good news, Nvidia seems to have more or less fixed the second one a few months ago.
Yours to
make, yours to break.Good one!
“Be free”
Freedom.
Only if it’s Mel Gibson “Frrrrreeeeddddooooooommmmmm”
improvements over the competition are black and white… and a little yellow.
Does Linux have competition? But I get your idea.
