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3rd Trimester

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3rd Trimester

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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    1 year ago

    When earth and water love each other very much…

  • Onno (VK6FLAB)@lemmy.radio
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    1 year ago

    Sewerage explosion imminent.

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      1 year ago

      Or tree root growing into your kitchen

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        Really? Roots grow pretty slowly. You’d have a small perturbance, then a little bump, then an annoying bump. This is a “kitchen is almost unusable” level of floor displacement. And considering the rest of the room doesn’t look like it was ignored for 10 years…

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          I’m pretty sure this was caused by the material expanding too much on a fresh install, that’s why there’s the white spacers in the pic, as to why it expanded so much I don’t know

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          I just step over it. I don’t see the problem.

        • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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          Was more of a joke, because yes the popped out tile separators show that this happened recently and with lots of force. I was thinking of the way sidewalks often look like this because of tree roots.

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    1 year ago

    Graboids

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    The graboid wasn’t able to bust through the subflooring.

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    1 year ago

    Probably capitalism.

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    Preganté

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    I think my house is pregernet??

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      Pregananat?

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        Dangerops pregrent sex, will it hurt baby top of his head?

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    It’s water is going to break any day now.

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    Have you checked if your home was built on an ancient burial ground?

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    Is that your mom’s kitchen.

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    The wooden door on the dish washer? There can be no explanation.

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      At first I was like, how fancy, they’ve matched their dishwasher to their cabinets. Then I saw the handle, and now I need answers.

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    Mole people

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    Obese relative locked up in the cellar?

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    Whale

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