Fuck and shit just ain’t cutting it anymore.
Zionist
Hitler.
Nah, that’s just the term for someone you disagree with these days.
One time at work I pissed off my manager by calling another manager Hitler. I’m still pretty proud of that.
Good thinking, but overplayed. Eva Braun perhaps?
For best results, it depends on the context.
For example, when I’m dealing with people who cannot (or refuse) to do the simplest of tasks, I’ve found myself muttering “ugh, just read the instructions I wrote you troglodyte”.
Classic. Troglodyte is an underrated one. I also like cretin.
Liberal/fascist
People seem to use them to mean ‘people I don’t like’ regardless of the actual meanings of the words
It just doesn’t sting enough
Liberals call themselves liberals so how is that an hurtful insult or even an insult?
They presumably mean, “if you’re a leftie then fascist is an insult, and if you’re on the right then liberal is an insult”.
Viz invented the word “fitbin” as the most offensive word ever. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fitbin
I like that. The UD link reminded me of one. We should just start calling people waffle stompers.
That reminds me, do NOT look it up if you value your eyes, “Blue Waffle”
I saw that when I was 15 bruh, bit late lol
Moist
Heard a lesbian once say they have the same reaction to the term “shaft”
It is a Dead Like Me series reference
he he
My friend group uses Moist to mean awesome.
That’s pretty moist, my homie.
Moist sauce!
Stop trying to make “moist” happen
It’s a medical condition. I can’t help it.
It’s already happened, and it continues happening.
But I don’t think tankies would mind being called “Moist”.
Oh, sorry, I thought you meant “Maoist”.
A lot of Americans who say “fuck” will still lose their goddamn minds if you say “cunt”.
Yeah, I say cunt a lot as an American. My mom hates it which is at least partially why I love it. Shit cunt is my favorite variation.
Once the shock value of a simple ‘cunt’ has worn off, ‘thundercunt’ is my next escalation.
Thundercunt seems like stepping down on shock value. I would be more likely to say that than just cunt by itself.
It has thunder in it, can’t get more shocking than thunder :P
In America, it is a harsh term for the vagina. As a gendered term, it would be considered a slur. For some reason, “pussy” is more acceptable but carries the same connotations. The latter is used to describe a coward, while the former would be more akin to “bitch.”
I mean, it can be, but there are also other ways to use the term. It also is the only word in English that refers to the whole gentalia, not just the vagina or some other part. Gee I wonder why the word for female genatalia is considered dirty to a bunch of puritanical Americans. Reclaim it.
Vulva refers to the whole genitalia.
Vulva is external only.
Yeah, you’re right. Every definition I can find for cunt is either vulva or vagina, but none say it refers to both. I think it’s just used interchangeably for both. I think the only term that refers to everything would be “female reproductive organs” and “female genitalia”, but that does include things like the uterus and the ovaries that both vulva and vagina (and therefore cunt), don’t include. I could certainly be wrong though.
People in the small-town South don’t take it well when you call them sister-fuckers, either, as I quickly learned.
Didn’t stop me, though.
I know one, they get all bent over twat too
Fascist, because it’s not a slur; it’s a declaration of a fact, that applies to too many people.
I mean yeah but i’m not gonna say FASCIST when i stub my toe.
What if you stubbed your toe on a fascist’s head?
If you only stubbed your toe on a fascits head then you didn’t kick hard enough.
Feel free to combine words in here for maximum effect. A nice “FASCIST CUNT!” or “DONALD TRUMP! / CHILD RAPIST” would maybe fit better for a stubbed toe than just FASCIST.
Fungdark
I’ve heard that before but cannot place it. What is that from?
30 Rock
Lol, of course. I need to do a re-watch.
Pathetic
I forgot viraĉo exists.
I’m french and I tend to swear using disgraced politician. You say “Sac à manuel valls” instead of “Sac à merde” ( Bag of shit ) and you can probably do the same with other well hated politician. There nothing like blamming Manuel Valls when my toe.
Must be nice to have disgraced politicians. Wouldn’t work in my country.
The only French I know is le chat mange. I’m a big fan of your language, even though it confuses the hell out of me.
It confuse the hell out of me too. The rules are confusing and there is often stuff that contradict itself.
I’m usualy make more mistake in french than in english. I even tend to speak english when I’m too tired because french consume too much brain power.
I tried learning it for a while because I really like Jacques Brel. Then I realized I was in over my head and decided to focus on Esperanto instead. I hope to try French again someday. Y’all have amazing accents as well.
ChatGPT
If I hear someone using the word ‘Jew’ in any prejorative sense, I find it pretty immediately telling and offensive.
I love ones that make it seems like you’re talking down to a kid
Flapjack, pipsqueak, piece (as in “you piece”), dingodile, jackwagon etc.
Shit and fuck are just spicy filler words anymore so you gotta switch it up
On the subject of one that make it seem like you are talking down to a kid, my personal favorite is twip from Batman Beyond.











